LMFAO HAMMY LOOK HERE SERIOUSLY PLZ HAM LOOK HERE AND POST K? K.

Ok so i snuck over to m..er...RASTAFLY's utube acc and found his xfire. Lolz followed:

Note: i am umbrella

[21:25] SASP Lt. Col Flit: yo
[21:25] 123345umbrella12237: "yo"
[21:25] SASP Lt. Col Flit: whats up
[21:25] 123345umbrella12237: nm
[21:25] 123345umbrella12237: u?
[21:26] 123345umbrella12237: w r u fr?
[21:26] 123345umbrella12237: wn pl 18 wos?
[21:26] 123345umbrella12237: so um
[21:26] 123345umbrella12237: i herd
[21:26] 123345umbrella12237: that u were a gta sa legend
[21:26] 123345umbrella12237: is that true
[21:27] SASP Lt. Col Flit: yup
[21:27] SASP Lt. Col Flit: www.youtube.com/MASTAFLY
[21:27] 123345umbrella12237: i know
[21:27] 123345umbrella12237: im a fan Very Happy

[21:27] SASP Lt. Col Flit: haha thx
[21:27] SASP Lt. Col Flit: nice to know
[21:27] 123345umbrella12237: laff np
[21:27] 123345umbrella12237: Very Happy

[21:27] 123345umbrella12237: have u ever playd samp
[21:27] SASP Lt. Col Flit: how can we play 18 wos toghter?
[21:27] SASP Lt. Col Flit: yea many times
[21:27] 123345umbrella12237: samp sux
[21:28] 123345umbrella12237: liek a cow on a ragdoll on a sunny day
[21:28] 123345umbrella12237: geddit?
[21:28] 123345umbrella12237: Very Happy

[21:28] 123345umbrella12237: a cow?
[21:28] 123345umbrella12237: on a ragdoll?
[21:28] 123345umbrella12237: on a sunny day?
[21:28] 123345umbrella12237: XD
[21:28] 123345umbrella12237: anyway
[21:29] 123345umbrella12237: i found this mod for 18 wos
[21:29] 123345umbrella12237: it enables multiployer
[21:29] SASP Lt. Col Flit: laff
[21:29] SASP Lt. Col Flit: oh thats cool
[21:29] 123345umbrella12237: ya
[21:29] 123345umbrella12237: so u got a semi
[21:30] 123345umbrella12237: HEY
[21:30] 123345umbrella12237: DO YOU KNOW THIS
[21:30] SASP Lt. Col Flit: yea i got a few
[21:30] 123345umbrella12237: "GreenHammy"
[21:30] 123345umbrella12237: hes a guy
[21:30] 123345umbrella12237: he fuckin sux he banned me
[21:30] SASP Lt. Col Flit: no i dont know him
[21:30] 123345umbrella12237: i was on a server
[21:31] 123345umbrella12237: hey do you sleep with semis
[21:31] 123345umbrella12237: Very Happy

[21:31] SASP Lt. Col Flit: hehe sometimes Razz

[21:31] SASP Lt. Col Flit: so theres servers in 18 wos?
[21:31] 123345umbrella12237: not servers but its ip connected
[21:32] 123345umbrella12237: hey do you like umbrellas on your semis
[21:32] 123345umbrella12237: cause i love umbrellas
[21:32] 123345umbrella12237: i have a lot
[21:32] 123345umbrella12237: umbrellas mean me life
[21:32] SASP Lt. Col Flit: umbrellas?
[21:32] 123345umbrella12237: umbrellas.
[21:32] 123345umbrella12237: :DD
[21:32] 123345umbrella12237: hey do you know this guy
[21:32] 123345umbrella12237: named
[21:32] 123345umbrella12237: "Rastafly12"
[21:33] SASP Lt. Col Flit: no
[21:33] 123345umbrella12237: he copys you
[21:33] 123345umbrella12237: he say hes gta sa legend
[21:33] 123345umbrella12237: hey is it true that you have a whole buisness of semi cargo liftin
[21:34] 123345umbrella12237: and that you pimp a numerous car
[21:34] SASP Lt. Col Flit: wow hes a fagg
[21:34] 123345umbrella12237: who
[21:34] SASP Lt. Col Flit: rastafly or w/e
[21:34] SASP Lt. Col Flit: whats semi cargo lifitn?
[21:34] 123345umbrella12237: haulin steel
[21:34] 123345umbrella12237: and possible green ham
[21:34] 123345umbrella12237: Very Happy

[21:35] SASP Lt. Col Flit: ?
[21:35] 123345umbrella12237: why your name mastafly
[21:35] 123345umbrella12237: why not pastafly
[21:35] 123345umbrella12237: WHY NOT TRUCKS
[21:35] 123345umbrella12237: WHY NOT RIGS
[21:35] SASP Lt. Col Flit: you are weird
[21:36] 123345umbrella12237: maybe i spy from rastafly? no? XD
[21:36] 123345umbrella12237: do you liek big rigs
[21:36] 123345umbrella12237: it good game
[21:36] SASP Lt. Col Flit: ur too weird im delteing u
[21:36] 123345umbrella12237: no plz
[21:36] 123345umbrella12237: sry
[21:37] SASP Lt. Col Flit: ok sto pacting weird
[21:37] 123345umbrella12237: OK OK
[21:37] 123345umbrella12237: I FISHED SOME DAY

AND TROUT EXPLODED I HIT THE TROUT WITH A BRICK WHEN I WAS FISHIN AND THE FUCKING THINGS BRAIN SEEPED ALONG THE GROUDN A DUDE FROM TROUTON WHO SAID HE IS TROUT MASTER(BATER) FUCKED A TROUT AND SAID "YOUR SLEEPING WITH TEH Trout" laff SO THEN HE STAMPED THE TROUT AND DIED AND I EXPLODED WHOLE TROUT MANDAWHEN TESKDFLWAODLAN WJDJAJD J SADDLEBAGS

kik
[21:37] 123345umbrella12237: oh shit
[21:37] 123345umbrella12237: sorry
[21:37] 123345umbrella12237: it slipped
[21:37] 123345umbrella12237: D:
[21:37] 123345umbrella12237: your gonna ban me now
[21:37] 123345umbrella12237: D:
[21:37] 123345umbrella12237: right?
[21:37] 123345umbrella12237: D: D:
[21:38] 123345umbrella12237: OMFG THAT RIGHT TIGHT LOOSE CONTROL OF A TROUT SICKLE

OH FUCK I ALMOST FORGOT YOU NEED TO TROUT ONTO THE CANDY bags WICH CONTAIN MANY NUTSS AND BOLT S OF TROUT, new scrotum

I THOUGHT I WOULD OF KILLED THAT RTAOUT WITH THE FISHY FUCK BEAT BOX OF A BRAIN BUT THEN THE totatota LEAPED INTO MY FISH FAT AND I THOGUGH "oh shit this is the end OF STHWE TROUT|" oh man i ate too much salmon" SAID THAT FUCKING CHEESE TOSER OUT OF THE OLD BASEBALL HUT OF AMSTERTROUT THE MAN CAME BACK AND FUCKED TEH TROUT AND I THOUGH AOFHADFW AHD HDW A OH I THA HALDWAMDNADWADLA
OHSHTISS ONION RINGS

kakak
[21:38] 123345umbrella12237: ROFLness
monster
OH SWEET SAINT OF TORUTS
[21:38] 123345umbrella12237: OHHHHHH YES MY MARSHMALLOW IN THE HALLOWS FRIEND WHO KNEW I COULD FLUCK INTO A YUCKY SUCK OF A PIE ALGORITHM OH SHIT TOO LATE
pads

Well this IS WHAT THE WENF DTORUT =OMGFG well "i fish qouted" WOW YOU KNEW THAT FISHES GO OVER THE MOMS PENCILS? fuck tits oh i knew fish sat back and said "NICE WORK FUCKFACE TOO BAD I CONTROL HALF THE POPULATION OF SPERM MUPLAHPLAHPLAH" fish thewn chocked on his own sperm so i was like.....Im so sorry fish how can i MAKE IT UP TO YOU DO YOU KNOW IF I CAN. troutastic reply "ok ONE trout condition YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE CODFATHER" I WAS LIKE HOLY SHIRTS NO ONE CAN BATTLE THE CODFATHER. i was in trouble THE FUCKINJG TROUTAFATHERR ARRIVED OH SHIT FUCK, WHOS THAT "ITSZ ME THE CODFUCKER" OH FUCKSHIT GET THE STICK TOFFEE PUDDING, TRHEN I DID'NT. "this is THE MOFOFSING END"

HOY, FUCKAOFDIAWIDWAIDI WOWOWOWOW HOLY SHITFUCK SHITke mushtroom laLOFHESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
man i knew it would be ok.
COD FATER: WHO KJNEW I OCULD BEAT BOX POO"w

YAKETY SEX

FIN(THE END GET IT OCOS THE TROUTS FUCKING FIN YOU SHIT KNOIW??"??"?"?"?"?"?"??"?"?"?"?"?"?"

THEN COD FARTER CAME BACK totatota WAS SHOCKED I WAS LIKE, "ITS THE END OF THE FREAKIN POST" BUT NO TOAD SAID BACK AND TROUT KNEW THE TOAD AND I INTROUDCED WE WENT TO TTHE HUGE BALLS AND oh. IDFWUUDWUASUDIWHGDLIGTDFUCKASAOAODOLOALLSHOVELS DWAJDWDIAWD

dig
[21:38] 123345umbrella12237: OH WHAT THE TROUTYNESS

I FISHED SOME BRAIN METER
AND HAM 10 SAID FLY AND GROW UP FGARROT AND I SAID WOWOWOWOWOWOOWWAOOAA AND I HIT A TROUT BUT WAIT WHERE DID IT COME FROM THE TYROUT IDK SO I HIT IT WITH A BIRK AND THE ADMN THINGS SAID "Dont let your caviar grow up into cowboys." SO I WAS LIKE WTF U PLAGIATOR STOP HAXXING SONGS OF K-ROSE AND I WAS LUJKE HOY SHTOI IS THAT THE TUNAMOTHER AND THE TROUT SAID YES IT IS WHAT YOU GONNA DO,WHAT YOU GONNA DO WHEN IT COMKES FOR YOU,I WAS READY TO BAM THE DAMN THING WITH A BRICK BUT POOF IT GOT BANNED BECAUSE OF COPYRIGHT INFRIDGEMENT I WAS LIKE OH EM GEE WAIT WHAT ABOUT TUNAMOTHER,YEAH IT KINDA WENT INTO SUSHI I HAD A MAYONAYSE BUT IT TASTED LIKE new scrotum SO I WAS LIKE AWW WTF MAN PLAGIOTAR AND I GOT BANNED

golen duggets
[21:39] 123345umbrella12237: yeah.
[21:39] 123345umbrella12237: sorry.
[21:39] 123345umbrella12237: im probably banned now.
[21:39] 123345umbrella12237: so
[21:39] 123345umbrella12237: one last thing:
[21:39] 123345umbrella12237: IM A LEGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEND
[21:39] 123345umbrella12237: /q

laff nice, altho I swear you sounded like that cze guy from gtaf, the google transformation guy

laff AT HAMS FISING STORY. i LAUGH MY ASS OFF EVERY TIEM I READ THAT. LOLOLOLOLOL AT XFIRE

EDIT : Ham I see you looked at the forums today :p what's up? its been a long ass time

ROFLMAOLFMAO

all i can say epic

"wow he's a fagg"
"ratatfly or w/e"
LNAO

silent

so whats been going on lately?

im coming back soon for the holidays :d

OMG HAM WHEN WHERE HOW OMG WHICH HOLIDAY IM JIZZING MY PANTS OF THE SEXCITEMENT OOHHHH MAANNNN TRUTTA

edit: nothing, f3 died since you left and joe went idle few days back so its only me and joe and zee on xfap sometimes. WE NEED YOU HEMMY :fail:

Ye, we be need joo Haem!, btw, why does my forum name still have the tag? It's no secret I left F3, meh, might be back into SA soon tho

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