Combat Arms

COMBART ARTS FOR THE SIMPSONS IN LUCAS well together made a game caled simpson hit and ruN WELL ONTO THE MATTER AT HAND A LOCAL BLOODY SERVER KICKING ME IN THE BUTT LAST WEEK, I JUST SMILED AT IT, AND HAD MORE PATIENCE. I really dont care since i wish it WOULD FUCKING WORK DO YOU KNOW IFF IT CAN AT THIS POINT IM FUCKING PISSED AT THIS MOMENT IM GONNA APPLY FOR THE COMBAT AMRASworkL THEN GO TO WROK AND FIND A JOB PLACEMENT THERE, ONCE DONE I;M GONNA SMUGGLE IN FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING C4 I MEAN A WHOLE WAREHOUSE the fucking bunch load of Itaj all
Server error all the DAM TIME IN COMBAT LAST WEEK APPARENTLY A NUMBER OF ISSUES OUT JEES shinpusonfotoshinpuson, patience... good question from that i will actually smile if WORKS
ARIIAWIRJAWEDFLJEIJASIFOUJASOFJDSFDSFJDFJDFJ HYFCK FUCK UFC, FUCK UFCK FUCK FGIVKIJNH I AM GONAN FICKLING AH SHIFLKC TAKE A LOAD OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCKKKKKKKK MANOTHERS LOAMING ON VERSYAJDF NAJWDFWNA J oh my god I JUST CANT TANK IT AAAAAAAAAA FUCK IF THIS WORKS I WILL EAT MY FREAKIN HAT. this is unbelievable never before HAVE I HAD TO STAY AND GET A GAME WORKING. JUST WORK IM GONNA THROW THE IMAGINARY BOX AND EAT THE BOX ART!!!!!! TOO BAD ITS A DIGITAL COPY, THIS BETTER WORK TOMMOROW OR JESYS..im gonna cry i fell.......................

Its funny what alcohol does to the human body.

Yo im back this time undrunken and it works woo
So combat arms the ONLINE FPS ACTION game me and tene doing some pwnage on there (yeah right) with me Richie900 and tene, Ox-o, Richfages galore on with noobness, but we own them anyway and they are a bit poo and die in one second *has minigun and 0 skill* so combat mams away and my kill/death ratio 0.49 (yes it went up a fraction in the last game before i g2g tene) and well ohohohohho tene's 0.52 or something so all good 900 deaths but 130+ KILLS WOO i guess, GRAY HAMMERS 4 LYFE HOMIE also there a L4D like mode in it, where you kill 900 zombies, not just boring walking zombies but ones that got FREAKIN C4 on them so man also some hunter like one which is like ammaama
Extreme. mode is probably the most hardest thing ever, but at least you get to see hilarious sea of zombies at end(with tesoRUSS and EUKUEKEUEKEUKN fighting them off smazzlingly.)

All in all troutmasters gives this a 8/10, 2 points being knocked off for unable for US AND EU to be together and the other is for paying alot for permanent weapons, BUT ALL IN ALL AMM GOOD, So if zera, joe wanna join in, they're outta luck since cant create account of US combat arms and also servers aren't together which i find strange BUT BATLLE LEGS PEEPS.

Cabin Fever (L4D mode)
Round start.
me: 2 ON EACH DOOR
ham: yeah 2 on each
me: planting mines
*ventures outside, cant find door back in since 0 brightness*
Ox-O killed.
*one door unmanned, 900 jihad zombies run in*
GERbratwurst killed
*2 doors open, everyone on the corner counter thing*
Richie900 killed.
ham:**
*EUKEKEKEKE or teoRUS left:
a) if Extreme, game over
b) if early stages of Normal/Hard - rinse repeat untill c)
c) if later stages, game over*
GERbreastwurst: go!
*teoRUS or EUKEKEKE dies*
GERbreastworst: noob
me: stfu rich**
THE NED

If we lose the war at the doors we lose the cabin and we lose it quickly.

lmfao fit cabins

How is Combat Arms? Is it like Call of Duty or more Counter Strike?

:WHAT?:

Its more of a blend of things

:WHAT?:

YOU TOO?

Hm might have a look then.

yeah and also you can help get us some NX on it

wat... NX?

ohoho this is troutmasters back with fish and buckets in a bottle of soup. so here goes
i made a banner and ohohohoho its shit but meh w/e weeds shadow off by 900 anyways some things are off such as the chars we look nothing like that atm and
a) ham wouldnt buy a gold AK, he will buy a valkyrie, we agreed to do so (milking his mum of cash in the process)
b) no way i would buy a bloody shotgun and use it as my valkyrie, ham owes be one from the bet in the match earlier today (take that, honduras)

and ohooho here it is its just showing off what our dream characters are im the crouchy guy *peter crouch: me?* no gtfo empire state building and hams the gold ak guy with 900 british shootarabilia

Booztanator wrote:

wat... NX?

aka NX aka virtual money you buy with real money, and with nx you can buy weapons, all we need is about 120 pounds worth, i wonder if you could help us out.

I doubt it.. Sorry.

Booztanator wrote:

I doubt it.. Sorry.

ah well too bad, but even a small amount would be coo, but if you cant do it dig. :WHAT?:

ohoho yes bringing this back up rage from black screen bug diminishing so ohohoo so anyways after we rank up to rank 900 (ffs) were gonna make a clan named "paks" and hopefully pwn someone since by that time one of us should have a valkyrie already (and thats probably gonna be me, since i won the bet and get it firth WAT ABOUT DENOTING VARIOUS COASTAL WATERS gtfo scots ohoho yes)))))) well anyways PAKS AWAY, GET READY TO SHOOT YOUR ARSE OFF OHOHOHOHOOH GOGOGOOGOG MEN GO

OHOHO THIS IS ROLLING, PAKS ARE MADE EMBLEM COMING SOON HM PERHAPS, VALKYRIE ASWELL (WOO) BUT HAM GETS THE USP FIRTH SINCE BET OVER FINALS AND SPAIN WON AKA HAM WON AKA DIGNESS MEH W/E ANYWAYS, PAKS ARE MADE AND WE HAVE A GREAT MEMBER MARSHALL 900 SKILL PWNS ALL WITH EVERYTHING AND holy poo im gonna cry my arse is sweating

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WELL NOWS FROM COMBAT ARSE GRAT NEWS ERRYONE 900 MORE SPECIALISTS WHO ARE ALL WOMENS WITH ABNORMALY LARGE TEATS IN LOADING SCREEN AWOO ALSO EVEN NEW PLAYERS HAVE MASS NX SINCE PLAYED AGAINST TWATS WITH SENTRYGUNS AND CODENAME DIXIE AND PP19 IN ONE WINCHESTER GAME AND OH BALLS STILL HAVENT LEVELED UP SINCE ALWAYS KICKED OUT THE HELLLLLLLLLLLLLL MAMRMS

ALSO MASS LAG ON GAMES SINCE APPARENTLY THEY MERGED THE SOUTH AMERICAN, CENTRAL ASIAN AND EUROPEAN SERVERS INTO ONE AWOOO LAG IT UP LAG IT 900 COLOMBIAN GRADE A MA FRIEND IN LOBBY JAJD

edit3: AWOO EVERYONE WITH SNIPPERS ALL USING SHIT MAPS 900LAG SINCE MERGED SERVERS AWOOOO IVE ONLY SEEN GRAY HAMMER MAP ONCE, BRUSHWOOD 0 TIMES, PLAYED ON RATTLESNACK A TIME AND GOT KICKED OUT 900 AND THEN SOME COLD SEED 1 GAME AWOO ALL OTHERS SECTOR 32 AND ALL SHIT OLD COMBAT ARMS HAS DIED SHTISHJHTSTS

so its still poobum

It is.

awoo get off my HD you filthy filthy new CA, lmao at the forging weapon thingy or w/e what ashites