American McGee's Alice

Alice in Wonderland, probably the weirdest piece of literature in history. American McGee, some oddly-named chap, decided to create a game based (rather loosely) on the book. By rather loosely I mean its set after the events of the book (wait what) and, apparently, the Liddell family house burns down, killing everyone. Except Alice. So they find this young girl, out in the streets, and send her to an asylum.


This is gay]] - Alice Liddell

THESE BLOODY GNOMES AH FUCK
The only thing Alice has in the asylum is the rabbit. They both then watch Pink Floyd's "The Wall" and decide to cricktrip to Wonderland. Except Wonderland isn't the same, because some demented queen decided to fuck shit up with its tentacles and enslaved ALL the gnomes! in the land. Oh, and the children that go to school are really, really small and retarded. And, I forgot to mention, Alice slightly changes in the Wonderland.


I will murder all of you with a rusty fork. - Alice Liddell

BOOJUMS AUGH YEAH
So Alice has to ethnic cleanse her way through to the Queen, killing a whole lot of different, retarded creatures that explode violently ( ). Alice also throws cards at screaming retards, called boojums. Boojums.


Fuck boojums. And card guards. - Me

The game is a very typical old adventure game (2001, I believe) but has reasonably nice graphics, level design is nice and the game itself, even though being rather primitive, is grat. Music is great and fits the levels, and Alice talks with a British accent (which is always a plus).

CHESHIRE CAT
Is there.


I will speak random, indecipherable things with my very diabolic-sounding voice and won't help you for a pound. - Cheshire Cat


Graphics: 9. - Not exactly Crysis or someshit, but looks very good for a game from 2001 damn you

Sounds: 13. - Music is great. Alice has an accent. Your argument is invalid.

Presentation 12. - menu's are rly creepy. game is rly weird. dual-monitors with one playing alice and the other "the wall" and you have the best cricktrip ever.

Gameplay 8. - SLASH THINGS WOOO ahshit jumping puzzles Oh bollocks I'm dead.

SO TROUTMASTERS GIVES American McGee's Alice 10 AND A HALF OUT OF 13 TROUTSTARS. Do play.