LOL FISH BRAIN

I FISHED SOME DAY

AND TROUT EXPLODED I HIT THE TROUT WITH A BRICK WHEN I WAS FISHIN AND THE FUCKING THINGS BRAIN SEEPED ALONG THE GROUDN A DUDE FROM TROUTON WHO SAID HE IS TROUT MASTER(BATER) FUCKED A TROUT AND SAID "YOUR SLEEPING WITH TEH Trout" LOL SO THEN HE STAMPED THE TROUT AND DIED AND I EXPLODED WHOLE TROUT MANDAWHEN TESKDFLWAODLAN WJDJAJD J SADDLEBAGS

kik

EVERYTHING I TOUCH TURNS TO ASHES, BOMBS AWAYYYY, BOMBS AWAYYYYYY!

IM GONNA BE KEEPING U TROUT,IVE GOT THE RIGHT TROUTITURE,CARPHAT,A JEW FROM THE STORM

mass thumbness

BAD TROUT BAD TROUT WHATDDYA GONNA DO,WHATDDYA GONNA DO WHEN HAM FISHIN
FO U

ROFL

LOL HAM YOU SPELLED TROUT WRONG IN YOUR AVATAR

LAL MY SPORE TORUT AND ITS DIFFERENT SINCE ITS TORUT NOT TROUT OR TUROT WAHHHG

LOL HAM I POSTED YOUR STORY ON #SA-MP AND I GOT KICKED

I FISHED ANOTHER DAY

AND SOME CARP BURSTED OUT OF WATER AND SAY MAKE A WISH SO I ATE THE CARP WITH A FRYING PAN AND THE FISH BRAINS SEEPED INTO MY STOMACH AND SOME LOOPY WEIRDO SAID THAT U
HAVE TO MAKE A WISH AND
THE TROUT WILL BURST OUT SPREADING CANDY AND MELONS ALONG THE WORLD SO I PUKED THAT OUT AND THE THING SAID WUB A E DUF AND EXPLODED AND CJ CAME AND DIED ADGJPDJD.PAGD.A.D
SAGGY NIPPLES

LMFAO THAT TOURT WAS FUCKING OWNED I FELL ASS OVER TROUT AT IT

I FISHED SOME DAY
I HOOKED UP A BUCKET TO MY JAWBREAKER AND MADE IT FLY THROUGH THE WATER AND AN ANGRY VERTICAL TROUT BOBBED OUT AND SAID YOU CANT DO THIS TO MY BOBCAT,THIS Trout LAKE BELONGS TO ME AND HE FLIED UP IN THE AIR BUT SINCE THE GRAVITY WAS -1916531253456 HE FLEW UP 159192718725 FEET UP IN THE AIR BEFORE HE BURST OUT SPREADING CHICKEN WINGS AND EGG BACON ALL OVER THE TROUTON AND HAM JIZZED UP AND SAID SHOOOOP THAA TROUT AND SAID WHAT IN TROUTATION YOUR DOING SO I ROLLED INTO HIM AND HE SAID YOUR FATHER IS A WHORE AND I SAID OH TROUT YOU AHAGAGAHHWGAYTWYWYARTREYSTIUDOTWYAUSHDUIHWU
SAGGY NIPPLES

kik

OMFG THAT RIGHT TIGHT LOOSE CONTROL OF A TROUT SICKLE

OH FUCK I ALMOST FORGOT YOU NEED TO TROUT ONTO THE CANDY bags WICH CONTAIN MANY NUTSS AND BOLT S OF TROUT, new scrotum

I THOUGHT I WOULD OF KILLED THAT RTAOUT WITH THE FISHY FUCK BEAT BOX OF A BRAIN BUT THEN THE TORUT LEAPED INTO MY FISH FAT AND I THOGUGH "oh shit this is the end OF STHWE TROUT|" oh man i ate too much salmon" SAID THAT FUCKING CHEESE TOSER OUT OF THE OLD BASEBALL HUT OF AMSTERTROUT THE MAN CAME BACK AND FUCKED TEH TROUT AND I THOUGH AOFHADFW AHD HDW A OH I THA HALDWAMDNADWADLA
OHSHTISS ONION RINGS

kakak

I FISHED SOME MONTH
AND A TROUT FELL OUT I HIT THE TROUT WITH A mower AND THE TROUT SAID WHAT AN ARMADILLO ANYWAX I HIT THE TROUT WITH A STICK AND THE TROUT MASTERBAITER SAID THAT I HAVE TO EAT THE HAT SO THE TROUT SAID TAKE L'OREAL AND I SAID I ALREADY HAVE A ZEBRA SO WHAT THE SHEEP AND HAMYULIN FLEW OVER AND SAID HAMJOOTSOO! SO WE ATE THE GREEN BLOBFISH AWAJAGHTADMTGAGA
fish sticks

ROFLness
monster
OH SWEET SAINT OF TORUTS

I ONCE ATE A TORUT AND IT SAID OH YOU MISSDE TEH ON AND I ATE TORUTON AND HAM SAID WHAT IN TROUTATION YOUR DOING STOP EATING OUR TOWN YOU TAWT AND I SAID OH EM TROUT I WONT DO TAHT AGAIAN AND HAM SAID FAK U THHIS IS AHSAT IA DGAGWYSTEYAWHGDYUSTOYIRTWUIOSDYHIPUAWYDHOJASYUDYWAUHDSUDHWUAYDSYDUAWYUISYDUYWUYDAUYWUYDUAISYDUIAYUIDSYUDYAUIWYUYUDYUAYUSYDUWYUAYSUDYUWAYDUSYDUWAHDYGSYDGWIYATGDYSGDHAWGHDYWAYODUAWIUEYASHDGAWHDGASGDWAYDIYGSYDTGAWYTGDISGDIUAWG987189YDJASDDAWAWDASFWATSAHWHATYDGWFATSRYDGWAHTSJDYWJAGKYSGDKYWATGDKYSKGDAWUYDUYAWTGDHASGDYWTAYUSGDYUWGAYUSGDYAUGSUYDGWTAUYGSYDGWTYAYSGDYWGATYSUYDRUAYGSUYDTUYWRAUIYGSDGIUWTARIUTSGDWARSTUDFWGAITYSRDTWAGYSYDRWAITSD

OHHHHHH YES MY MARSHMALLOW IN THE HALLOWS FRIEND WHO KNEW I COULD FLUCK INTO A YUCKY SUCK OF A PIE ALGORITHM OH SHIT TOO LATE
pads

Well this IS WHAT THE WENF DTORUT =OMGFG well "i fish qouted" WOW YOU KNEW THAT FISHES GO OVER THE MOMS PENCILS? fuck tits oh i knew fish sat back and said "NICE WORK FUCKFACE TOO BAD I CONTROL HALF THE POPULATION OF SPERM MUPLAHPLAHPLAH" fish thewn chocked on his own sperm so i was like.....Im so sorry fish how can i MAKE IT UP TO YOU DO YOU KNOW IF I CAN. troutastic reply "ok ONE trout condition YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE CODFATHER" I WAS LIKE HOLY SHIRTS NO ONE CAN BATTLE THE CODFATHER. i was in trouble THE FUCKINJG TROUTAFATHERR ARRIVED OH SHIT FUCK, WHOS THAT "ITSZ ME THE CODFUCKER" OH FUCKSHIT GET THE STICK TOFFEE PUDDING, TRHEN I DID'NT. "this is THE MOFOFSING END"

HOY, FUCKAOFDIAWIDWAIDI WOWOWOWOW HOLY SHITFUCK SHITke mushtroom laLOFHESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
man i knew it would be ok.
COD FATER: WHO KJNEW I OCULD BEAT BOX POO"w

YAKETY SEX


FIN(THE END GET IT OCOS THE TROUTS FUCKING FIN YOU SHIT KNOIW??"??"?"?"?"?"?"??"?"?"?"?"?"?"

THEN COD FARTER CAME BACK TORUT WAS SHOCKED I WAS LIKE, "ITS THE END OF THE FREAKIN POST" BUT NO TOAD SAID BACK AND TROUT KNEW THE TOAD AND I INTROUDCED WE WENT TO TTHE HUGE BALLS AND oh. IDFWUUDWUASUDIWHGDLIGTDFUCKASAOAODOLOALLSHOVELS DWAJDWDIAWD

dig

OH WHAT THE TROUTYNESS

I FISHED SOME BRAIN METER
AND HAM 10 SAID FLY AND GROW UP FGARROT AND I SAID WOWOWOWOWOWOOWWAOOAA AND I HIT A TROUT BUT WAIT WHERE DID IT COME FROM THE TYROUT IDK SO I HIT IT WITH A BIRK AND THE ADMN THINGS SAID "Dont let your caviar grow up into cowboys." SO I WAS LIKE WTF U PLAGIATOR STOP HAXXING SONGS OF K-ROSE AND I WAS LUJKE HOY SHTOI IS THAT THE TUNAMOTHER AND THE TROUT SAID YES IT IS WHAT YOU GONNA DO,WHAT YOU GONNA DO WHEN IT COMKES FOR YOU,I WAS READY TO BAM THE DAMN THING WITH A BRICK BUT POOF IT GOT BANNED BECAUSE OF COPYRIGHT INFRIDGEMENT I WAS LIKE OH EM GEE WAIT WHAT ABOUT TUNAMOTHER,YEAH IT KINDA WENT INTO SUSHI I HAD A MAYONAYSE BUT IT TASTED LIKE new scrotum SO I WAS LIKE AWW WTF MAN PLAGIOTAR AND I GOT BANNED

golen duggets

OH TGATS 'S RIGHT YOU KNOW THAT JUMBLE JABBER OF EAST SIDE NEW YORK

oh i tHOUGH SO
well LISTEN TO STORY OF SOCKS

ONE TIME NEW YORK WAS WALKING WAND WANKING alog IN THE Red ROOSTERS OF NEW YORK wow is this true the trout said OF COURSE MY MOTHER wow you knew this all FRIDGES ARE NEW HERE." yes but be sure to EAT THAT PASTA IN THE FRIDGE IT MAY GO OFF OLD CAKES ARE BAD SAID THE TROUTASTER yes indeed tasty wine who knew IT WAS WHISKEY NO SALMON I HATE YOU SALMON SHOTS ARE THE NEW AGES OF YUCKAITY SEX ADIFAWIDA WAKD AWWAWHAT THE FISH AWLADLWWA DTROUTS ARE IN THE STAIRS WOW HUTS OPERA SONGERS SOINGER WAR AWSLDALDWALALDLALDL LALWINOCCENT LIES WAR MEANS TROUTS DESTRUCTION DAWKDK WKDKWDW KD KDW KDW KDUCKSS DWAD

jingle bells

my brain melted

one day i watch torutical idol and pucky yuck BABBE CHRISTMAS CAROLS SANG the red dot in the night SO I JUMPED ON MY cee jay young WH DICK DRAPPLED AND CAME TITS so i BONGE BONGE ATE THE SPONGE bob triangleshorts hm ok snowing when codfucker ARRIVD AND FLAPPED i was LIKE CANON® BALLS and he wicked in a pond, no?


hanna hmokanna

YES WELL FISH IS IN THE AIR TONIGHT. due to terrible FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK CARPETS. i looked over into that fish pond last night and saw two hovering SLAMON WITH TOSKJSF AWIAOFGLAGKIAJFA holy shit i knew i would fly if i saw Two duck mating in the pond. SLMAON DAD WAS PISSED. so i threw him a peice of FUCKC WATF AF AHDA FAANDHHHHH SHIT IT WAS TOO EARLY I ATE THE FISH OR I ATE THE BONER. DO YU KNO. ok well codmam came in and said: codmam: rightwho left the WISH BONE IN THE CAT codson: sorry MAMAM A LION OF HUGE TROUTORSIONS CAME TOSSING IN MY FECES LAST SEMEN > WELL YOU EAT A LION IF I DFONT EAT A FLYINGFISH OF A POOL CUE. CODFATHER: I AM FUCKING FISHED OFF SO HERE I CUCM PLAFHAPHLAHAUHA;HAHUAPHAHAHALHAHA *coughed up seven soups* WELL I'M OK NOW THANKS A COD AND A HALF OF HATS AND OH MY IS THAT MY GILL WAJFHAWUAKFHA SHIT WHO PUT THE AGILL ON THE FRYER. coddon: DOOD I DID NEED A TROUTSECTION SO I PUT YOUR big dinner INSIDE OF your AFANJKWFNAFNKNAWFA holshy sajf uwfajlhohagouahgja oglagjao SPADES dauwfhailhfwuaihfiahfkdekmal WIAKAKAKAKAKAKA OWWO I KNEW I DALAI LAMA FLATS FAKLAKJWN AF,NBAWUHAIFLUIUHEIUFHNAIEHFNIUHFNIKNHGK.ANLE.GJML.GNJMAGA SPOON AND FORKES IN WORK WPLACE FKAO.


apple crumble

A cod was jizzing in a pond one day,
In a steady MUHPLAH stream of hay,
I had toruts in my heart,
When they came and hit me hard.

So I woke up in the pond
I wasn't really quite fond,
Choking, gagging in the kelp
I tried to swim and get some help.

But the father of cods was not suprised
He stared at me and from his chair he rised.
I just knew he was that mad
Cause I slipped and killed his dad.

The codfather stood a foot away from me,
I sensed he's going to MUHPLAHPLAH to the infinity.
He turned around and grabbed some juice
And thats when all the hell broke loose.

The juice flew off and splashed acid
And thats when the codfather became flaccid.
Not much about him now I know
Since I have to g 2 g.

rhyming gagles

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETLY DIFFERENT

The Posh Original Fish Brain.

In the future, in the first half of the weight of four trout, salmon, they groudnes (masutamemoribatteri) and eggs, salmon in the river water.

Fr.