Hello. :)

I was just wondering if I could join you're fine clan. I saw some of you own on some servers and if possible I'd like to join. I believe the owning player was Tenerife, for what I can say he owns. Nice playing dude. And seems you're cool dudes and all that so I'd really love to join, if that's possible. I believe I'm good enough to join you guys, I usually use a Sniper Riffle, and am also very good with cars, best of all I rarely die.
I'll name some reasons why I could join you'r clan:
•I'm a very good player
•You could say I know my way around GTA
•I'm also a fan of SM: Sadism and Masochism
•I get along well with PMSing girls like Tenerife

Things you may not like:
•I have a real life and don't play 24/7 and don't like it up my pooper, unlike Tenerife
•I already talked to a girl
•I've already had sex, unlike mos.. all of you
•I don't have a E-Penis like Tenerife, I have a real one, and it's huge
•I don't like a raging little homos like Tenerife yelling at me for being better then him

Wait, in conclusion:
•Why don't you just make me you're Clan boss? Cause I'm just awesome.

Lol, most of us do have a life, and i talk to girls like every day :p. Good luck getting in

Sorry to hear about your e penis

ORLFMAOLOLAMROLF
this is surely going to HoF

Actually with that much ego you sound like a porn star that plays SA in the 15 minute pauses.

or prot/dragon

awwww man can this get any better
we have lifes fooooooooooooool, you dont know us
lmfao first of all i know who you are and why you posted this, i will list reasons of who you can possibly be and rip your pornographic ass in the process

1. You are Impulse, and you are bored as hell, so you thought you should come back and take the piss outta a small time clan, showering your ignorant mannerism's on us
2. Your a random dude getting back at us for hating us (Which doesn't surprise me)
3. You are that twat i banned ages ago who has a clan with the same acronym as us
4. You are Protector or dragon who has learned grammar
5. You are a person who doesn't have a life so took the time to tell us we don't have a life
6. I'm sure you have a nice penis, make sure you can find it underneath your ginger pubes
7. If you have a large penis shouldn't you be out there now doing some other dudes up the shitter?
8. Your name is Blacklisted since you managed to shat all over yourself.
8. From the looks of your attitude,avatar and name, i can tell from a 1 to 10 on the fagometer that you are certainly over 10 and therefore passed the test for being a total fag. Please come back when you have finished looking for a cure for your boyfriend who has severe gonorrhea from your diarrhea.
9. The only girl you talk to is your mum(mom)
by the way if you are impulse, then give it up because we don't hate you(well at least i don't) impulse was an ok guy, i kinda miss him but anyway...Good luck joining, when you grow up and smell that e-revenge or e-drama is getting old now, and frankly i'm tired of it, either be serious or have reasons for what you have said and stop being a fag.

Wait, in conclusion:
•Why don't i just fly like a trout and eat jizz inside of a foot. Because I'm Chuck Norris.

OH HAI,(P)IMPULSE IS B(L)CK!1!!!
2 days,queer that guy and range ban shall jizz

aka In general:
+Youre a fag and you got angry because you got kicked out of a game clan ,so you go around stuffing your HUGE DICK up everyones ass and still goes around flaccid because SM kick sucked all the non existant HUGE JIZZ out of your HUGE DILDO that you used as an implant aka YOUR HUGE DICK now get a vibrator or finger yourself you HUGE SLUT.

wow she's hot

Impulse forgive us if its you, i mean come on who holds a grudge over a stupid argument on a game

ANYWAY DILDOS 4 LIFE HOMIE

I'm not Impulse, I'm just a bored drunk. I'd never play you're faggy game. :0 I'm afraid to catch the Gay from one of you Holes-In-Pockets guys. I just like to play GTA and then I found this Teen Sweat Shop of Wank and Fail.

its SA-MP a mod for san andreas, why on earth out of all the sites you found this and starting spamming on it

My Fag Alert went off, and seeing how you little raging homos get worked up over it, just makes my day, also, thanks for the avatar change, I knew one of you likes penises so much so he had to change my avatar to a penis so he could enjoy reading my pure pwnage comments more. THANX. <3

P.S.
The nick is fine too. Makes you happy in pants. <3

LOLOLOLOLOL FAG DUDE LALALALAL

YOUR FAG ALERT FAG ALERT

FUCK YOU IN HELL I HOPE YOU JIZZ TROUTS ALL OVER PIECE OF OREOS INSIDE INJECTING PENITROUTSON

edit- Are you SaW

Nevermind SaW is cool

Things you might not like with us...

We got dicks on the size of mount everest
You sound so gay... are you sure that it was'nt guys you have fucked?

P.S

Go plant you `HUGE DICK` inside your fathers ass.
And grandfathers.