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03[16:19] * CJ sets mode: +qo GreenHammy GreenHammy
[16:19] <~GreenHammy> oh poo czes scoping me out
01[16:19] <.Chz> orlf
01[16:19] <.Chz> lmfao what go on
[16:20] <~GreenHammy> <.william> hi
[16:20] <~GreenHammy> <.Cooler> hi
[16:20] <~GreenHammy> <.william> u know elaine
[16:20] <~GreenHammy> <.Cooler> yes
[16:20] <~GreenHammy> <.william> she my best friend
[16:20] <~GreenHammy> <.Cooler> cool
[16:20] <~GreenHammy> <.william> she need me to help sa-mp
[16:20] <~GreenHammy> <.Cooler> ahh
[16:20] <~GreenHammy> <.william> because she doesn't really she really stuck
[16:20] <~GreenHammy> <.william> on sa-mp
[16:20] <~GreenHammy> orfl elaine
[16:20] <~GreenHammy> ah hsit
01[16:20] <.Chz> orl
[16:20] <~GreenHammy> rofl two way conversation
01[16:20] <.Chz> orl?
01[16:20] <.Chz> lmfao
01[16:20] <.Chz> 900 way conversation
01[16:21] <.Chz> invite him here cj
01[16:21] <.Chz> cj here him invite
[16:21] <~GreenHammy> <.Cooler> hi
[16:21] <~GreenHammy> <.Cooler> not yet
[16:21] <~GreenHammy> <.Elaine> wht not yet
[16:21] <~GreenHammy> <.Cooler> havn t completed pokemon yet
[16:21] <~GreenHammy> <.Elaine> wht mp do u have
[16:21] <~GreenHammy> <.Elaine> sa or vc
[16:21] <~GreenHammy> <.Cooler> er both
[16:21] <~GreenHammy> <.Elaine> i have sa
[16:21] <~GreenHammy> <.Cooler> amm ok
[16:21] <~GreenHammy> <.Cooler> im getting vc soon
[16:21] <~GreenHammy> <.Elaine> kl
[16:21] <~GreenHammy> <.Elaine> cl
[16:21] <~GreenHammy> <.Elaine> do u know some one called william
[16:21] <~GreenHammy> <.Cooler> yes for like 2 seconds
[16:21] <~GreenHammy> rofl wtf
01[16:21] <.Chz> roglf
01[16:21] <.Chz> lmfao which william
01[16:21] <.Chz> oh er
01[16:21] <.Chz> that william
01[16:21] <.Chz> this william?
01[16:21] <.Chz> nonoonon
01[16:21] <.Chz> that william
[16:21] <~GreenHammy> lmfao
[16:21] <~GreenHammy> OHOHOH THAT WILLIAM
01[16:21] <.Chz> yes
01[16:21] <.Chz> that william
01[16:22] <.Chz> lmfao 2 seconds
01[16:22] <.Chz> *has brain size of anus*
[16:22] <~GreenHammy> lmfaoo
[16:22] <~GreenHammy> rofl they keep saying
[16:22] <~GreenHammy> we both best frend
[16:22] <~GreenHammy> ahahah
01[16:22] <.Chz> *is actually gumby*
[16:22] <~GreenHammy> we live together
01[16:22] <.Chz> orlf wheres this happening
[16:22] <~GreenHammy> in perfect harmony
[16:22] <~GreenHammy> in query a minute ago
[16:22] <~GreenHammy> ah hsit
01[16:22] <.Chz> rolf
01[16:22] <.Chz> lmfao
[16:22] <~GreenHammy> ROFL
[16:22] <~GreenHammy> <.william> she said shes ur pal
01[16:22] <.Chz> oRLF WT
[16:22] <~GreenHammy> I'VE TALKED TO HER FOR 2 SECONDS WTF
01[16:22] <.Chz> ....is that you claire?
[16:22] <~GreenHammy> lmdao
01[16:23] <.Chz> orlf claire getting sa
01[16:23] <.Chz> *gets nan skin*
[16:23] <~GreenHammy> <.william> what is ur ip
01[16:23] <.Chz> listen up you bastard im not on a wire i am flying
[16:23] <~GreenHammy> <.GreenHammy> alot
01[16:23] <.Chz> of
01[16:23] <.Chz> lmfao
01[16:23] <.Chz> orlf paks moto
[16:23] <~GreenHammy> LMFAO AIRRLF
01[16:23] <.Chz> motto
01[16:23] <.Chz> 900?
[16:23] <~GreenHammy> d ou like breathing
01[16:23] <.Chz> ORF
[16:23] <~GreenHammy> elaine
01[16:23] <.Chz> LMFAO
01[16:23] <.Chz> *is blue*
01[16:23] <.Chz> *gasp* nah
[16:23] <~GreenHammy> <.GreenHammy> yes im quite fond of it
01[16:24] <.Chz> *wheeze* i havent breath'd in 900 years *wheeze gasp*
[16:24] <~GreenHammy> lmfao
01[16:24] <.Chz> *dies*
[16:24] <~GreenHammy> *is dead*
[16:24] <~GreenHammy> OH WAIT IM DEAD AHAHA
01[16:24] <.Chz> lmfao
01[16:24] <.Chz> orf
01[16:24] <.Chz> *elaine* 8(
[16:24] <~GreenHammy> lmfao
01[16:24] <.Chz> rolf
[16:24] <~GreenHammy> ORF
[16:24] <~GreenHammy> <.Elaine> do u want to batle me
01[16:24] <.Chz> OF
01[16:24] <.Chz> LMFAO BATLE
[16:24] <~GreenHammy> amm no
01[16:24] <.Chz> battelcoins
[16:24] <~GreenHammy> ORF
01[16:24] <.Chz> say yes
01[16:24] <.Chz> how
[16:24] <~GreenHammy> <.GreenHammy> on what
[16:25] <~GreenHammy> ORFL
01[16:25] <.Chz> on cock
[16:25] <~GreenHammy> RETYPOD
[16:25] <~GreenHammy> <.Elaine> *batle
[16:25] <~GreenHammy> catle
01[16:25] <.Chz> orlf wtf
01[16:25] <.Chz> 900 same erors
01[16:25] <.Chz> ***************batle
01[16:25] <.Chz> *******beatles
[16:25] <~GreenHammy> lmfao
[16:25] <~GreenHammy> ORLF
[16:25] <~GreenHammy> <.Elaine> batle on sa-mp
01[16:25] <.Chz> ROFL
01[16:25] <.Chz> MFAO
01[16:25] <.Chz> AOOZOZOOZOZ
01[16:25] <.Chz> ZUZHAHAHA
01[16:25] <.Chz> OLF OZOZOZO
[16:25] <~GreenHammy>
amm what the hell you mean
01[16:25] <.Chz> rolf
01[16:25] <.Chz> OF
01[16:25] <.Chz> lmfao
01[16:25] <.Chz> test of cock
[16:26] <~GreenHammy> rofl
[16:26] <~GreenHammy> lmao
01[16:26] <.Chz> size of bollocks matter
[16:26] <~GreenHammy> RO
01[16:26] <.Chz> the ROF
01[16:26] <.Chz> LMFAOI ROF
01[16:26] <.Chz> LMFAO RATE OF FIRE
[16:26] <~GreenHammy> [16:26] <~GreenHammy> FLMAPO
01[16:26] <.Chz> *SHOOTS JIZZ AT 900 RPM*
[16:26] <~GreenHammy> ORFO WTF
[16:26] <~GreenHammy> <.Elaine> wait im getting inhaler
01[16:26] <.Chz> of
01[16:26] <.Chz> lmfao
01[16:27] <.Chz> hold on wtf
01[16:27] <.Chz> how many handicapped people play this?
01[16:27] <.Chz> i mean wtf
[16:27] <~GreenHammy> orf
[16:27] <~GreenHammy> lmfao
01[16:27] <.Chz> omglolxd was deaf
[16:27] <~GreenHammy> omglolxd
[16:27] <~GreenHammy> lmfao what next
01[16:27] <.Chz> a guy from dfsfsfsddfdsfsfs was semi-blind
[16:27] <~GreenHammy> OH I CANT SEE
[16:27] <~GreenHammy> AHAHSIT
01[16:27] <.Chz> what next
01[16:27] <.Chz> i dont have arms
01[16:27] <.Chz> *types with cock*
[16:27] <~GreenHammy> *stephen hawking playing*
01[16:27] <.Chz> IF
01[16:27] <.Chz> LMFAO
01[16:27] <.Chz> *applies quantum physics to something as basic as car-jacking*
[16:27] <~GreenHammy> D.O Y.O.U K.N.O.W W.H.E.R.E A.M.M.U.N.A.T.I.O.N. I.S
01[16:28] <.Chz> amm no
[16:28] <~GreenHammy> yes to your next left and watch the curb as you go up
[16:28] <~GreenHammy> lmao
01[16:28] <.Chz> F.U.C.BLEEP. Y.O.I
[16:28] <~GreenHammy> LMFAO
[16:28] <~GreenHammy> <.Elaine> do u know my ip for SA-MP pail
[16:28] <~GreenHammy> <.Elaine> pal
[16:28] <~GreenHammy> rofl pail
01[16:28] <.Chz> oorlf
01[16:28] <.Chz> lmfao pail
01[16:28] <.Chz> say
01[16:28] <.Chz> mccartney
[16:29] <~GreenHammy> orfl
[16:29] <~GreenHammy> <.Elaine> wat is
01[16:29] http://www.thefirstpost.co.uk/assets/library/stephen-hawking--124024832589618200.jpg
[16:29] <~GreenHammy> <.GreenHammy> super paki powers
[16:29] <~GreenHammy> pak it
[16:30] <~GreenHammy> orlf
01[16:30] <.Chz> lmfao stephen hawking playing
[16:30] <~GreenHammy> rofl imagine the mic
[16:30] <~GreenHammy> *bigfoot style*
[16:30] <~GreenHammy> LLMAOAWOLF
01[16:30] <.Chz> p.e.e.p.s g.e.t p.e.e.d.s s.o p.e.e.p.s. g.e.t. p.e.e.d.-..a.r.g.h.n.i.n.e.z.e.r.o.z.e.r.o.y.e.a.r.t.y.p.e
[16:30] <~GreenHammy> <.Elaine> iam 6 years old
01[16:31] <.Chz> rolf
01[16:31] <.Chz> lmfao wtf
[16:31] <~GreenHammy> <.GreenHammy> er isn't that a little young
01[16:31] <.Chz> what next
01[16:31] <.Chz> im newborn
01[16:31] <.Chz> i play sa
[16:31] <~GreenHammy> 05o
[16:31] <~GreenHammy> LROLF
01[16:31] <.Chz> oh i shat my pants
01[16:31] <.Chz> MUUMMM
01[16:31] <.Chz> ty
[16:31] <~GreenHammy> LMFAO
01[16:31] <.Chz> new diapers
01[16:31] <.Chz> oh brb
01[16:31] <.Chz> shat again
01[16:31] <.Chz> MUUUMMM
[16:31] <~GreenHammy> rof irl
[16:31] <~GreenHammy> ah shit
01[16:32] <.Chz> ORLF
01[16:32] <.Chz> rofl
01[16:32] <.Chz> ah shit
01[16:32] <.Chz> purbirlse
01[16:32] <.Chz> oRLF PUBICKL
01[16:32] <.Chz> H SHIT
01[16:32] <.Chz> ROLF PUBLC
01[16:32] <.Chz> AH SHIT
01[16:32] <.Chz> PUCBILCL
01[16:32] <.Chz> PUBICLE
[16:32] <~GreenHammy> rofl wtf
[16:32] <~GreenHammy> i bet shes one of those hookers out to get me
[16:32] <~GreenHammy> <.Elaine> lets go on mic
[16:32] <~GreenHammy> <.GreenHammy> is that wise
[16:32] <~GreenHammy> <.Elaine> ?
[16:32] <~GreenHammy> <.GreenHammy> erm on what
01[16:32] <.Chz> ORLF
01[16:32] <.Chz> lmfao hookers
01[16:32] <.Chz> *turns on mic*
01[16:32] <.Chz> hello?
[16:32] <~GreenHammy> rof
01[16:32] <.Chz> h.e.l.l.o
[16:33] <~GreenHammy> rof
01[16:33] <.Chz> i.a.m.s.t.e.p.h.e.n.h.a.w..k.i.n.g
01[16:33] <.Chz> amm no
[16:34] <~GreenHammy> rof
[16:34] <~GreenHammy> *punch bag comes out of chair*
[16:34] <~GreenHammy> glove
01[16:34] <.Chz> olr
[16:34] <~GreenHammy> ROFL BAG
01[16:34] <.Chz> flmfao
01[16:34] <.Chz> ORLF
01[16:34] <.Chz> LMFAO
[16:34] <~GreenHammy> ORFLF IMAGINE THAT
01[16:34] <.Chz> mfao
01[16:34] <.Chz> ORF
01[16:34] <.Chz> *erects*
[16:34] <~GreenHammy> T.O. T.H.E. L.E.F.T
01[16:34] <.Chz> lmfao
[16:34] <~GreenHammy> Y.E.S T.A.K.E T.H.A.T.
01[16:34] <.Chz> wtf his chair has everything
01[16:34] <.Chz> need car
01[16:34] <.Chz> *turns into*
01[16:35] <.Chz> transformer
[16:35] <~GreenHammy> rofl
01[16:35] <.Chz> lmfao
[16:35] <~GreenHammy> oh god
01[16:35] <.Chz> W.2.M.F.O.U.R.O.N.E.Z.E.R..O.Z.E.R.O.Z.E.R.O.Z.E.RI.O.ddja
[16:35] <~GreenHammy> <.william> hey we best freinds
[16:35] <~GreenHammy> <.GreenHammy> I HARDLY KNOW YOU
[16:35] <~GreenHammy> rofl if its uwais
[16:35] <~GreenHammy> hay ham
01[16:35] <.Chz> lmfao
01[16:36] <.Chz> hay
[16:36] <~GreenHammy> long tIme NO see
01[16:36] <.Chz> hay
01[16:36] <.Chz> orlf
01[16:36] <.Chz> lmfao
01[16:36] <.Chz> NO see
[16:36] <~GreenHammy> thay never knew i zikikira
[16:36] <~GreenHammy> hahaah
01[16:36] <.Chz> l.o.n.g.t.i.m.e.n.o.s.e.e
[16:36] <~GreenHammy> orfROF
01[16:36] <.Chz> yo stephen
01[16:36] <.Chz> give me a ride to toys r us
[16:36] <~GreenHammy> orf
01[16:36] <.Chz> o.k
[16:36] <~GreenHammy> LMAO
01[16:36] <.Chz> *rides ontop*
01[16:36] <.Chz> yo ty
01[16:36] <.Chz> hurry up get your swiss chair bitches
[16:36] <~GreenHammy> rorf
01[16:36] <.Chz> d.o.n.t r.u.s.h m.e
01[16:36] <.Chz> ffs
[16:36] <~GreenHammy> LMAO
01[16:37] <.Chz> *toys r us pop out of chaire*
01[16:37] <.Chz> claire
01[16:37] <.Chz> ROLF
01[16:37] <.Chz> LFAO HAHS IT
01[16:37] <.Chz> 90 0EROS
[16:37] <~GreenHammy> ROF
[16:37] <~GreenHammy> LFAO LARI
[16:37] <~GreenHammy> ORFL LERA
[16:37] <~GreenHammy> AHSHTI
01[16:37] <.Chz> olf
01[16:37] <.Chz> lari
01[16:37] <.Chz> fat laris band
[16:37] <~GreenHammy> rofl
01[16:39] <.Chz> *bus comes out of chair*
[16:39] <~GreenHammy> rf
01[16:39] <.Chz> *another chair comes out of chair*
01[16:39] <.Chz> y.o. r.i.d.e t.h.i.s
01[16:39] <.Chz> AMM HARHGHT GET HTIS OFF ME *CPU SUCKS INTO BRAIN* a.m.m. n.o
[16:39] <~GreenHammy> ORF
[16:39] <~GreenHammy> LAO
[16:39] <~GreenHammy> ROFL WTF
[16:39] <~GreenHammy> <.Elaine> hey you there
[16:39] <~GreenHammy> <.GreenHammy> yes.
[16:39] <~GreenHammy> <.Elaine> im on mic
[16:39] <~GreenHammy> <.GreenHammy> wtf who are you
[16:39] <~GreenHammy> <.Elaine> good
[16:39] <~GreenHammy> <.GreenHammy> wa
[16:39] <~GreenHammy> <.Elaine> ?
[16:39] <~GreenHammy> <.GreenHammy> .
[16:39] <~GreenHammy> <.Elaine> wht?
[16:39] <~GreenHammy> <.GreenHammy> forget it
[16:40] <~GreenHammy> AMM weirdo
[16:40] <~GreenHammy> i bet she is 49 years old.
[16:40] <~GreenHammy> and is horny.
[16:40] <~GreenHammy> bob: isn't that right?
[16:40] <.Bob> GreenHammy, Yes
[16:40] <~GreenHammy> rofol
01[16:40] <.Chz> o
01[16:40] <.Chz> lmfao
01[16:40] <.Chz> lmfao im on mic
01[16:40] <.Chz> wtf
01[16:40] <.Chz> *chats to monitor*
01[16:40] <.Chz> yo
[16:40] <~GreenHammy> lmfao
[16:40] <~GreenHammy> OROF
01[16:40] <.Chz> that nice resolution there
[16:41] <~GreenHammy> *gagga sound*
01[16:41] <.Chz> whip out your gpi
[16:41] <~GreenHammy> SPEAK UP NIGGA
01[16:41] <.Chz> orlf
01[16:41] <.Chz> lmfao
[16:41] <~GreenHammy> *gargling*
01[16:41] <.Chz> rofl
01[16:41] <.Chz> LMFAO
[16:41] <~GreenHammy> are you baby
01[16:41] <.Chz> *shat sounds*
[16:41] <~GreenHammy> yes cj
[16:41] <~GreenHammy> rof
01[16:41] <.Chz> ooh
01[16:41] <.Chz> someone made a mister shitty
01[16:41] <.Chz> *change sounds*
[16:41] <~GreenHammy> or
[16:41] <~GreenHammy> rofl
01[16:41] <.Chz> *in background* g.e.t t.h.i.s. p.u.n.c.h.i.n.g b.a.g o.u.t o.f m.y f.a.c.e
[16:42] <~GreenHammy> LAO
[16:42] <~GreenHammy> ahh sit
01[16:42] <.Chz> ahh stand
[16:42] <~GreenHammy> rofROL
[16:42] <~GreenHammy> i cnt
01[16:42] <.Chz> flfao
01[16:42] <.Chz> i cunt
01[16:42] <.Chz> rofl
01[16:42] <.Chz> lmfao cant forget
01[16:42] <.Chz> your name
01[16:42] <.Chz> its
01[16:42] <.Chz> its so beautiful
[16:42] <~GreenHammy> rof
01[16:42] <.Chz> i
01[16:42] <.Chz> wanna get married?
[16:42] <~GreenHammy> LFAORL
01[16:43] <.Chz> lmfao i imagine you
01[16:43] <.Chz> hurry up get your toys bitch
[16:43] <~GreenHammy> lamo
[16:43] <~GreenHammy> rofl elaine
[16:43] <~GreenHammy> <.GreenHammy> what mic are you even on
[16:43] <~GreenHammy> <.Elaine> im talking
[16:43] <~GreenHammy> <.GreenHammy> ARE YOU MAD YOU NEED VENTRILO OR XFIRE FOR MIC
[16:43] <~GreenHammy> <.Elaine> not allow
[16:43] <~GreenHammy> <.GreenHammy> amm no
01[16:44] <.Chz> lr
01[16:44] <.Chz> lmfao
01[16:44] <.Chz> not allow
01[16:44] <.Chz> wt
01[16:44] <.Chz> f
[16:44] <~GreenHammy> otfl
01[16:44] <.Chz> *chats to keyboard*
01[16:44] <.Chz> sexy curves
01[16:44] <.Chz> so sexy
01[16:44] <.Chz> rofl
01[16:45] <.Chz> lmfao talking to 6 year old
01[16:45] <.Chz> = talking to stephen hawking while talking without pauses
[16:45] <~GreenHammy> rof
[16:45] <~GreenHammy> lmao
[16:45] <~GreenHammy> sexy 6 year olds
[16:45] <~GreenHammy> so sexy
01[16:45] <.Chz> 
01[16:45] <.Chz> FBI, GET HIM
[16:45] <~GreenHammy> sexy 6 year olds
[16:45] <~GreenHammy> im pedo lol
01[16:45] <.Chz> xd
[16:45] <~GreenHammy> xd
[16:45] <~GreenHammy> lmfao
01[16:45] <.Chz> orlf
01[16:45] <.Chz> lROF
01[16:45] <.Chz> LMFAO REMEMBER
[16:46] <~GreenHammy> does my pedo tendancies turn you on
01[16:46] <.Chz> OMFGLMFAOXD AVATAR
[16:46] <~GreenHammy> they do
[16:46] <~GreenHammy> RFOL
[16:46] <~GreenHammy> ROFL TENE
[16:46] <~GreenHammy> <.Elaine> mam says xifre bad for helth
[16:46] <~GreenHammy> <.GreenHammy> well codmam is not here
[16:46] <~GreenHammy> <.Elaine> wha my lovely
[16:46] <~GreenHammy> <.GreenHammy> ok wtf how old are you really
[16:46] <~GreenHammy> <.Elaine> 19
[16:46] <~GreenHammy> <.GreenHammy> ffs stop the act go outside and get some cock
01[16:46] <.Chz> orlf
01[16:46] <.Chz> lmfao 900
01[16:46] <.Chz> ROLF WTF
01[16:46] <.Chz> PEDO BAITING
01[16:46] <.Chz> hold on
01[16:46] <.Chz> ask
01[16:46] <.Chz> are you with fbi?
[16:46] <~GreenHammy> rof
[16:46] <~GreenHammy> lmfao ah shit
[16:46] <~GreenHammy> ok
[16:47] <~GreenHammy> orrlf
[16:47] <~GreenHammy> ORF
[16:47] <~GreenHammy> LAMFAO ROLF
[16:47] <~GreenHammy> ROFL IRL
[16:47] <~GreenHammy> <.Elaine> i want yours
[16:47] <~GreenHammy> <.GreenHammy> are you with the fbi?
[16:47] <~GreenHammy> <.Elaine> ok ok no but i ran program in russia for sexual survey
[16:47] <~GreenHammy> <.GreenHammy> what the bloody hell
01[16:48] <.Chz> rof
01[16:48] <.Chz> lmfao what the bloody hell
01[16:48] <.Chz> OLF I KNOW
01[16:48] <.Chz> SAY
01[16:48] <.Chz> amm alright but
01[16:48] <.Chz> im 10 years old
[16:48] <~GreenHammy> OfL
[16:48] <~GreenHammy> orfol
[16:48] <~GreenHammy> ok
01[16:49] <.Chz> rolf
[16:49] <~GreenHammy> RF
[16:49] <~GreenHammy> <.Elaine> yu have passed
[16:49] <~GreenHammy> <.GreenHammy> cool but im 10
[16:49] <~GreenHammy> <.Elaine> that ok young good too
01[16:49] <.Chz> ooh ooROLF
[16:50] <~GreenHammy> LK\O
01[16:50] <.Chz> lmfao say
01[16:50] <.Chz> oh er
01[16:50] <.Chz> im a girl
[16:50] <~GreenHammy> orfl k
[16:50] <~GreenHammy> lRPF
[16:51] <~GreenHammy> LAO WTF
[16:51] <~GreenHammy> <.GreenHammy> im girl
[16:51] <~GreenHammy> <.Elaine> lesbian part of program so so good
01[16:51] <.Chz> ORFL
01[16:51] <.Chz> lmfao
01[16:51] <.Chz> say ok hold on
[16:51] <~GreenHammy> rofl
01[16:51] <.Chz> what the bloody hell
01[16:51] <.Chz> did i tell you
01[16:51] <.Chz> i was born with two penises
01[16:51] <.Chz> i only have one now
[16:51] <~GreenHammy> rofl if she says
[16:51] <~GreenHammy> oh that good too
[16:51] <~GreenHammy> more cock for all ahahaha
[16:53] <~GreenHammy> LROF
[16:53] <~GreenHammy> LAO
[16:53] <~GreenHammy> LMAO
[16:53] <~GreenHammy> I SAID COCK WRONG
[16:53] <~GreenHammy> <.GreenHammy> great but i have 2 socks i am demented
[16:53] <~GreenHammy> <.Elaine> what wrong with that that fine
[16:53] <~GreenHammy> <.GreenHammy> OHH I MEAN COCK
[16:53] <~GreenHammy> <.Elaine> oh right ok
[16:53] <~GreenHammy> <.GreenHammy> thats bad ay
[16:53] <~GreenHammy> <.Elaine> human tests
[16:53] <~GreenHammy> <.GreenHammy> wa
01[16:53] <.Chz> ROFL
01[16:53] <.Chz> LMFAO SOCKS
[16:53] <~GreenHammy> ROFL 2 SOCKS
01[16:53] <.Chz> ROFL PAIL
[16:53] <~GreenHammy> rofl human tests
[16:53] <~GreenHammy> wtf
01[16:53] <.Chz> rofl
01[16:53] <.Chz> ask
01[16:53] <.Chz> is that good?
[16:55] <~GreenHammy> rofl wtf
[16:55] <~GreenHammy> shes mad
[16:55] <~GreenHammy> <.GreenHammy> that ok?
[16:55] <~GreenHammy> <.Elaine> yes accept all
[16:55] <~GreenHammy> <.GreenHammy> the fuck
[16:55] <~GreenHammy> <.Elaine> ?
[16:55] <~GreenHammy> <.GreenHammy> WHAT ARE YOU GONNA ACCEPT NEXT?
[16:55] <~GreenHammy> <.GreenHammy> A FREAKIN OCTOPUS?
[16:55] <~GreenHammy> <.Elaine> animal not on
01[16:55] <.Chz> orlf
01[16:55] <.Chz> lmfao tell her to come to #sm
01[16:55] <.Chz> if she does
03[16:55] * Chz is now known as vince
[16:55] <~GreenHammy> rofol
01[16:55] <.vince> ill be ready
[16:55] <~GreenHammy> lmfao
[16:55] <~GreenHammy> ok
[16:55] <~GreenHammy> hold on cj
01[16:55] <.vince> i are cj
01[16:55] <.vince> cj are i
[16:56] <~GreenHammy> orfl
[16:56] <~GreenHammy> shes said
[16:56] <~GreenHammy> just a minute hon
[16:56] <~GreenHammy> rofl
01[16:56] <.vince> lmfao
01[16:56] <.vince> im ready.
01[16:56] <.vince> *whips out cock*
[16:56] <~GreenHammy> lmfao
01[16:56] <.vince> *whips out cunt too*
01[16:57] <.vince> *puts boob back in place*
01[16:57] <.vince> *straightens tit*
01[16:57] <.vince> *cures rash under it*
01[16:57] <.vince> *eats fries*
01[16:57] <.vince> *has a poo
01[16:57] <.vince> *and pulls up man-skirt*
[16:57] <~GreenHammy> lmfao
[16:57] <~GreenHammy> ORF
[16:57] <~GreenHammy> <.Elaine> im talkin to other person i be there in min 
01[16:58] <.vince> orlf other person
[16:58] <~GreenHammy> <.GreenHammy> amm ok
01[16:58] <.vince> *is actual vince*
[16:58] <~GreenHammy> probably willieam
01[16:58] <.vince> lmfao is there in minute
[16:58] <~GreenHammy> rofl
01[16:58] <.vince> yo
[16:58] <~GreenHammy> rofl
01[16:58] <.vince> im really happy for ya
01[16:58] <.vince> and imma let you finish
01[16:58] <.vince> but greenhammy has the biggest mental disorders of all time
01[16:58] <.vince> OF ALL TIME
[16:58] <~GreenHammy> OR
[16:58] <~GreenHammy> cj go go cj
[16:58] <~GreenHammy> rofl shes talking to william
[16:59] <~GreenHammy> another weirdo
01[16:59] <.vince> lmfao
[16:59] <~GreenHammy> best frend hahah
01[16:59] <.vince> how many cunt you have?
[16:59] <~GreenHammy> what is your cunt?
[16:59] <~GreenHammy> alot
01[16:59] <.vince> i like many pussy
01[16:59] <.vince> one tit is good too
[16:59] <~GreenHammy> rofl imagine
[16:59] <~GreenHammy> if shes midway thru sex
[16:59] <~GreenHammy> ahahahahhaha sexing up atm mate ahaha
01[17:00] <.vince> lmfao
01[17:00] <.vince> oh btw
01[17:00] <.vince> put that cock in my arse
01[17:00] <.vince> btw
[17:00] <~GreenHammy> william: best frend *whips*
01[17:00] <.vince> that cock ill suck
01[17:00] <.vince> hm that cock
01[17:00] <.vince> oh ill wank it with my toe
[17:00] <~GreenHammy> RL
01[17:00] <.vince> oh a cock on your shoulder
01[17:00] <.vince> hmm
01[17:00] <.vince> ill wank it with my eye
01[17:00] <.vince> *cocks everywhere*
[17:00] <~GreenHammy> HAH HSIT
[17:01] <~GreenHammy> lag
01[17:01] <.vince> orlf
01[17:01] <.vince> lmfao whens she coming in
01[17:01] <.vince> say
01[17:01] <.vince> hurry up baby
[17:01] <~GreenHammy> octopussy
[17:01] <~GreenHammy> amm ok
[17:02] <~GreenHammy> rof lshe said
[17:02] <~GreenHammy> <.Elaine> convo with william be there in a bit
01[17:02] <.vince> olrf
01[17:02] <.vince> lmfao
[17:02] <~GreenHammy> *chats all night&
01[17:02] <.vince> be there in a bit
01[17:02] <.vince> *is never on*
[17:02] <~GreenHammy> ahahahah
[17:02] <~GreenHammy> fa
01[17:02] <.vince> rolf if william goes
01[17:02] <.vince> hm
01[17:03] <.vince> i bought a rubber cock
01[17:03] <.vince> i have three now
01[17:03] <.vince> WANNA SEX XD?
[17:03] <~GreenHammy> rofl e-sex
[17:03] <~GreenHammy> <>oa
01[17:03] <.vince> lmfao cybering
[17:03] <~GreenHammy> PKAP
01[17:03] <.vince> if she comes in here
01[17:03] <.vince> threesome.
[17:03] <~GreenHammy> rofl
[17:03] <~GreenHammy> like dixie times again
01[17:03] <.vince> augh yeah
01[17:05] <.vince> *william has a pair of cocks*
[17:05] <~GreenHammy> mamms
01[17:05] <.vince> *william uses seduce*
[17:05] <~GreenHammy> lmdO
[17:05] <~GreenHammy> ROFL
01[17:05] <.vince> *it is super effective*
[17:05] <~GreenHammy> rofl cockman
01[17:05] <.vince> lmfao
01[17:05] <.vince> cockamon
[17:05] <~GreenHammy> oef
[17:05] <~GreenHammy> orfl
[17:06] <~GreenHammy> lmao if she does cum
[17:06] <~GreenHammy> OHHOHO BABY *oRGY& AHAHAH
[17:06] <~GreenHammy> ;mo
[17:06] <~GreenHammy> lmao
01[17:06] <.vince> lmfao
01[17:06] <.vince> lmfao i understood does cum wrongly
01[17:06] <.vince> *elaine did cum*
[17:07] <~GreenHammy> rof
01[17:07] <.vince> *IT IS SHIT TO NONE EFFECTIVE*
03[17:07] * Elaine (java@gtanet-6C2F93F5.cmbg.cable.ntl.com) has joined #sm
[17:07] <~GreenHammy> prf
01[17:07] <.vince> hiii babay
[17:07] <.Elaine> hello
[17:07] <~GreenHammy> er yo
[17:07] <.Elaine> vince i am for you
01[17:07] <.vince>
01[17:07] <.vince> awesome
[17:08] <.Elaine> what is your height apporoxamatly.
[17:08] <~GreenHammy> rofl
01[17:08] <.vince> 6ft7
[17:08] <~GreenHammy> amm
[17:08] <.Elaine> right
[17:08] <.Elaine> this survey will be done in 5 minutes.
[17:09] <~GreenHammy> amm no
01[17:09] <.vince> go on
01[17:09] <.vince> im interested
[17:09] <.Elaine> do you have both testicles?
01[17:09] <.vince> ....i
[17:09] <~GreenHammy> yes im pretty sure he does
01[17:09] <.vince> i have three
01[17:09] <.vince> does that count?
[17:09] <.Elaine> hmmm
[17:10] <.Elaine> animal no
[17:10] <.Elaine> you
[17:10] <.Elaine> count
01[17:10] <.vince> i no animal
01[17:10] <.vince> i just have a pair of sack on my sack
01[17:10] <.vince> which is a sack
01[17:10] <.vince> with a sack
[17:10] <~GreenHammy> terrible
[17:10] <~GreenHammy> get that checked out cj
[17:10] <~GreenHammy> ahahah
[17:11] <.Elaine> 3 is an abnormalilty seen with reduction of testosterone levels.
[17:11] <~GreenHammy> w/e you say baby
01[17:11] <.vince> oh
01[17:11] <.vince> that bad
01[17:11] <.vince> hold on
01[17:11] <.vince> ill just cut it off
[17:11] <.Elaine> i go on with
[17:11] <.Elaine> no no no
[17:11] <~GreenHammy> rof
[17:12] <.Elaine> right ok
[17:12] <.Elaine> next
[17:12] <~GreenHammy> mams
[17:12] <.Elaine> if you are suffering from a disease just let me know ok?
01[17:12] <.vince> hm
01[17:13] <.vince> does bleeding of the second right testicle now that i cut it off counts as a disease?
[17:13] <~GreenHammy> i have outsimers
[17:13] <~GreenHammy> ahaha
[17:14] <.Elaine> we provide testicular incision to stop the bleeding with our new medicine
[17:14] <~GreenHammy> how convenient!
[17:14] <.Elaine> i know right
[17:14] <~GreenHammy> grat nowsw
[17:15] <.Elaine> it will stop the swelling and will heal after 5 days.
[17:15] <~GreenHammy> even better
01[17:15] <.vince> perfect
01[17:15] <.vince> now
01[17:15] <.vince> what next
[17:15] <.Elaine> are you homosexual>
01[17:15] <.vince> erm
01[17:15] <.vince> err
[17:15] <~GreenHammy> i am sailer
01[17:15] <.vince> is this question neccesary
[17:15] <.Elaine> i take note of that
[17:16] <.Elaine> no hon
01[17:16] <.vince> amm well
01[17:16] <.vince> ill answer anyways
01[17:16] <.vince> i like everyone
[17:16] <.Elaine> next
[17:16] <~GreenHammy> a, faf
[17:17] <.Elaine> will you take the 3 day course in russia as test with food alot
01[17:17] <.vince> hm
01[17:17] <.vince> no
[17:17] <~GreenHammy> hey hey
[17:17] <~GreenHammy> im in babe
01[17:17] <.vince> in that case
01[17:17] <.vince> yes
[17:17] <.Elaine> brilliant
[17:18] <.Elaine> i will send you both our miracle concussion.
[17:18] <~GreenHammy> cool i guess
[17:18] <~GreenHammy> hold the fucking phone
[17:19] <~GreenHammy> what the hell does this bullshit concussion do
[17:19] <.Elaine> watch it, it save many life
01[17:19] <.vince> EXTEND YOUR COCK BABY
[17:19] <~GreenHammy> such as
[17:19] <.Elaine> it is the best known viagra on this planet.
[17:20] <.Elaine> so?
01[17:20] <.vince> hm
01[17:20] <.vince> ill take
01[17:20] <.vince> nine dozen pairs
01[17:20] <.vince> of hundreds
01[17:20] <.vince> since i got four cocks to rub
[17:20] <~GreenHammy> i'll take 2 and 4 to go
[17:20] <~GreenHammy> for my wife of course hahaha
01[17:20] <.vince> oh pelse
01[17:20] <.vince> i'll order it myself you jerk
[17:20] <.Elaine> no problem
[17:21] <.Elaine> are you aware of proposition 12 in the code of selling viagra
[17:21] <~GreenHammy> amm
01[17:21] <.vince> amm
[17:21] <~GreenHammy> what the hell is that then
[17:22] <.Elaine> wait hons
[17:22] <.Elaine> are you in europe.
01[17:22] <.vince> im
01[17:22] <.vince> yes
[17:22] <~GreenHammy> yes
[17:22] <.Elaine> oh im sorry
[17:22] <.Elaine> this branch sells viagra only in the US
[17:22] <.Elaine> bye!
01[17:22] <.vince> ROF
01[17:22] <.vince> LMFAO
01[17:22] <.vince> OHOHOHOH
[17:22] <~GreenHammy> pfRL
02[17:22] * Elaine (java@gtanet-6C2F93F5.cmbg.cable.ntl.com) Quit (Quit: Elaine)
[17:22] <~GreenHammy> A;Lloropmfao
[17:22] <~GreenHammy> LMFAO
01[17:22] <.vince> KOOLOKOLLOOLOOKOLOOLOLOLOL
01[17:22] <.vince> KOOLAIDS
[17:22] <~GreenHammy> RPFP;
[17:22] <~GreenHammy> LMFAO KOOLAIDSI
01[17:22] <.vince> man what the fuck
[17:22] <~GreenHammy> rofl wtf
[17:22] <~GreenHammy> what a weirdo
[17:22] <~GreenHammy> wasted my time
01[17:23] <.vince> lmfao
[17:23] <~GreenHammy> i wanted some bloody viagr
[17:23] <~GreenHammy> a
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