Dreamz

i dreamt of a man having sex with a lady up the bumz then some dude drained the bath and ran out, the man looked at me and said "Bloody lake EH?" He was welsh. i was like am no i did 0 then he came out of the tub into ma room.

YOU LITTLE SHAT HOW DARES YOU DO THAT that my tub water and thats ma lady.

I was pleading guilty but he wouldn't listen then he grab my shoulders and strangled me simultaneously while looking evil and swung me round the room then i said peac peac

then blackness.

i woke up on my bed, the dude staring weirdly at me

Yo what happened to ya

that man fuck did you see how he swung me ahahhah *laughs around*

quickly i remembered

WTF I BLACKED OUT.

DId ya?

*wakes up*

*me irl* Hm what in the cock. Eh *falls back asleep* *greeted by strangling giant* HAHHSIT ahah jk all dreams where about puffy pink clouds after.

Dreams huh.

?????

im not making this up

*puts on glasses*

Now describe this man to me.

looked like a typical jock from high schools if you catch my drift, and another thing they were doing it in the tub then cos he drained water he went apeshit and blamed it on me cos i was there and dude "ran like fack"

Dreams are weird.

Now upon awaking, what was the primary emotion that you felt?

I felt violated and in a deep sense of fear.

not sexually violated.

AHAHAH


more on this actually; night after this dream it happened again but this time he had a crowbar and broke into my house and was built like a brick house (more) (built like a scyscraper house) (ok not that much) (*peter crouch*) and we was taunting me, i was helpless as usual since you lose all strength in dreams *cant pick up weapon to defend* ahaha i am weakling anyway thats the jist of it

ROFL HOLY SDHIT haeart attack get it awayyyyyyyy!

has tene joined that dark side

So I had this dream last night. To preface it, at work we sometimes have conference calls where people from various offices all call in and have a mass discussion over the phone. To join the call, you need a number to call and a password.

Anyway, I dreamed that I was at work and that we were going to have one of these conference calls. As usual, I was pretty pissed at the people at my work, so I e-mailed the number and password to Tene of all people. Result? Hilarity.

During the call you come barging onto the line, and you verbosed it like no other. And my co-workers were thrown into quite the tizzy when you went into one of your classic Polish rants. Augh mah gawd, it was hirawious.