an rant about christmas

this just occurred to me
i am already feeling all the feels about christmas
and its agonizingly disappointing
you know its evening and the lights are on and all of these christmas decorations and songs youve seen and heard are in your head and you think "You know I really think I'm ttly ready to celebrates Christmas"
and you think its snowing outside theres kids in wheres waldo type flobby hats making snowmen
BUT FUCK NO HERE COMES REALITY BOOOOOOOM MOTHERFUCKER
you look outside and you see this shitty verdun-like mud field with the occasional puddle and the depressing remains of trees
"bloody fuck its not even december yet" and it drags on and on and on this shitty autumn season that just never ends
and you get your hopes up again thinking "It has to be Christmas this time, definitely"



WHY THE FUCK ARE THE CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS ALREADY UP MID-NOVEMBER I MEAN FOR FUCK SAKE PEOPLE
YOU ARE RUINING THE GREATEST FESTIVITY IN THE WORLD I MEAN FUCK
its already horribly depressing AFTER christmas and new year because theres nothing left you celebrated everything celebratable and four months until the next good festivity and NOW YEAH MORE DEPRESSION WOOO it aint even christmas yet and im eating mandarins

sobsob

Wow, the season is really getting you down mate.

and yeah, i agree with the rant. youre right.

i already seen neighbours put theirs up, its annoying i gotta say i swear xmas shit gets earlier everyday, -turkey eating on halloween, its like when i prepared sewer for xmas and come xmas day jurpt been exhausted like a wanked cock. Soz premature jizz then xmas adverts the worst offenders. sIgnore it and somehow get out hed. Xmas really starts about a week before the day for me cos college is like whateva we wanna go hone fak this bullshitery then watch movays and parttttay then oh nvn work ahaga. but yeah i know the feels hopefully we can zone out the holiday sezun till it matters

GreenHammy wrote:

i already seen neighbours put theirs up, its annoying i gotta say i swear xmas shit gets earlier everyday, -turkey eating on halloween, its like when i prepared sewer for xmas and come xmas day jurpt been exhausted like a wanked cock. Soz premature jizz then xmas adverts the worst offenders. sIgnore it and somehow get out hed. Xmas really starts about a week before the day for me cos college is like whateva we wanna go hone fak this bullshitery then watch movays and parttttay then oh nvn work ahaga. but yeah i know the feels hopefully we can zone out the holiday sezun till it matters

christ, we miss you on irc, ham

Ilc be back. rofl party am no late evenungs. with tv dinnas, i think and i miss ye too. Reunion. Is in order. jokimmg aside getting to my pc is a chore sometimes so cold and usually occupied i must infiltrate the old pc but 0 knowledge. ah well probably end up being TextHammy with broken senteoces and typos galore but is a good optim 4 now. Tldr warp cya soon on irc.