FUCK THE ARGENTINES - A rant by Landru

FUCK FUCK FUCK ARGENTINA EAFDJADFAWKDADWA

don't you just fucking hate it when some Argentine filled with an insane amount of national pride (and by national pride i mean flat out arrogance (and by flat out arrogance i mean thinking that you are THE shit when you really just are A shit) and then they start bitching on you for being foreign and your like AMM NO and ragequit AND WTF EVERYWHERE YOU GO ITS, "hey gringo de mierda, best 4 life yo" "ORLY WELL YOU SUCK *INSERT 900 4CHAN MEMES JOKES hahahwahh WTFAQE09d odwaw w/e weeds" AND THEN OH FUCK LOOK WHO COMES MR GAYINDATOR AND BY GAYINDATOR I MEAN ANOTHER DRUNK ARGENTINE ON THE CORNER TRYING TO ROB ME AND STARTS JIZZING THEIR POWERS ON YOU "Hey settle down you idiots, we told you not to speak like a Portuguese fisherman who is missing half his teeth." OH FUAFUFUFUWJFAUUWUFUUJFWU IM RADGING RIGHT NAWO

I HAVE BEEN ALL AROUND, AND NEVER BEFORE HAVE I SEEN SUCH ARROGANCE WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING (but for maybe a soccer team) TO BACK IT UP. YOUR COUNTRY SMELLS LIKE URINE. And yes, although I am gringo I DO SPEAK SPANISH. ALTHOUGH I DO NOT speak the ARGENTINE JARGON SHIT, THAT DOESNT MEAN THAT YOU RUN AWAY SAYING THAT YOU ARE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WHO SPEAKS ENGLISH OR TRY TO RIP ME OFF AT EVERY SINGLE PLACE WHERE MONETARY TRANSACTIONS TAKE PLACE . THREE DAYS IN THIS PLACE AND I'VE ALREADY HAD 5 PEOPLE TRY TO ROB ME. BLAAAAAAAAARGGGGHGHHHHHH, I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THESE IDIOTS.

damn dem.

It's even more funny when you take into account I've been hatin' them since ever...

Makes you wanna stab them in the eye with a rusty fork, no?