16:03 SUICIDEKILLER O.o
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16:03 ADude[OCN] o_O
16:04 SUICIDEKILLER hola
16:04 ADude[OCN] whats up?
16:04 Landru I say
16:04 SUICIDEKILLER idk lokin at this thing checkin if ny 1 on
16:04 SUICIDEKILLER lol
16:04 Landru I'd rather you'd ask first, old boy
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16:04 SUICIDEKILLER apperently yes
16:04 SUICIDEKILLER ????
16:05 ADude[OCN] hey Landru
16:05 Landru haven't you an ounce of decency, wot?
16:05 SUICIDEKILLER -.- ?
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16:06 SUICIDEKILLER gah
16:06 Landru I say old boy
16:06 SUICIDEKILLER this aint no fun
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16:07 Landru Does thine bum require fun?
16:08 SUICIDEKILLER ?
16:08 SUICIDEKILLER cnt understand u
16:08 Landru I say
16:08 Landru Is not the Queens English spoken in this morgue?
16:08 SUICIDEKILLER no?
16:09 Landru Capital! Now we are getting somewhere, i daresay
16:09 Landru Now, most important issue, wot
16:09 CrackedMind we speak newspeak here.
16:09 CrackedMind it's doubleplusgood.
16:09 SUICIDEKILLER -.-
16:09 Landru Ahah! Good show, old boy!
16:10 Landru Har har har!
16:10 SUICIDEKILLER soooo complicated ahhhh
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16:10 ADude[OCN] o/ Queens English
16:10 CrackedMind http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newspeak
16:10 Landru I say
16:10 CrackedMind o/ oldspeak
16:10 Landru You peasants should count yourselves lucky that the King is not present
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16:12 SUICIDEKILLER why u tlking like tht...
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16:12 Landru I beg your pardon? Like what?
16:13 SUICIDEKILLER like tht ^
16:13 Landru I say
16:13 SUICIDEKILLER old style
16:13 Landru chokes on tea
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16:13 ADude[OCN] lol
16:13 Landru I beg your pardon? But did you say "old style"?
16:13 SUICIDEKILLER ?
16:13 SUICIDEKILLER i give up...
16:14 Landru A thought experiment, if you will, old boy
16:14 Landru In what year do we currently find our existence?
16:14 CrackedMind One would think the general populace would notice the dignified British English of which this gentlemen so clearly types.
16:14 Landru Quite right, my good sah
16:15 SUICIDEKILLER i can tell he speaking english but omg it so complicated to understand..
16:15 Landru Surely you jest, old boy
16:16 SUICIDEKILLER ?
16:16 SUICIDEKILLER no i dont
16:16 Landru Well I say
16:16 SUICIDEKILLER ....
16:16 Landru Havent you a cup of tea on hand, i say? Or at least something halfway dignified to appease your pallatte?
16:16 CrackedMind Suicide, what dialect do you speak?
16:17 SUICIDEKILLER english
16:17 SUICIDEKILLER american
16:17 Landru *barbarian
16:17 SUICIDEKILLER u could say tht
16:17 Landru Har har har!
16:17 CrackedMind Ah! that explains it! American English is a diversified version of english if every there was one! I say, you wouldn't happen to be from the midwest, would you?
16:18 SUICIDEKILLER what u mean midwest?
16:18 SUICIDEKILLER no im on the eastern coast
16:18 Landru I believe he is referring to a place called Missouri
16:18 Landru wot
16:18 SUICIDEKILLER lol
16:18 SUICIDEKILLER no im from florida
16:19 Landru I say
16:19 SUICIDEKILLER ?
16:20 Landru Tea
16:20 Landru is good
16:20 SUICIDEKILLER yes it is
16:20 Landru Capital, my boy, have you any?
16:20 SUICIDEKILLER yes i do
16:20 Landru Smashing!
16:21 SUICIDEKILLER yes very
16:21 Landru well, here is to the King
16:21 Landru raises cup
16:21 Landru sips
16:21 SUICIDEKILLER jolly good
16:21 Landru indeed
16:21 SUICIDEKILLER
16:21 Landru i say
16:22 Landru what kind of tea do you have, old boy?
16:22 SUICIDEKILLER blueberry
16:22 Landru has his monocle pop out
16:22 Landru I beg your pardon?
16:23 Landru What in the blazes is that?
16:24 SUICIDEKILLER a type fruit
16:25 Landru A type fruit? Is it harvested on typewriters or similar keyboard devices?
16:25 SUICIDEKILLER on bushes
16:26 Landru i say
16:26 Landru Tea does not grow on bushes, old boy
16:26 SUICIDEKILLER -.-
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16:27 Landru Err, I hate to say it, sah
16:27 Landru But what you have there in that cup
16:27 Landru That is unfortunately not tea
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16:28 Landru Hahaha, the Nip is gone!
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16:28 Landru ...and back again...
16:28 Landru Where the blazes have you been?
16:28 SUICIDEKILLER it is tea
16:28 SUICIDEKILLER a certain flavor tea
16:28 Landru Oh my
16:29 Landru We seem to be having a breakdown of communication once more, wot
16:29 SUICIDEKILLER yes we have lol
16:29 Landru Tea is a drink proper to civilized gentlemen
16:29 Landru Tea has various flavors, blends, and types
16:30 SUICIDEKILLER yes ik
16:30 Landru However, blueberry is not one of them, wot
16:30 Landru Therefore
16:30 SUICIDEKILLER yes it is \
16:30 Landru That murky water in your cup...
16:30 Landru It is not tea, sah
16:30 SUICIDEKILLER yes it is
16:30 Landru And therefore, is no drink for a civilized gentlemarm
16:30 SUICIDEKILLER go try sum
16:30 Landru I say
16:30 SUICIDEKILLER better then ur tea therefore LO
16:30 SUICIDEKILLER
16:31 Landru I say, the meaning of your name has suddenly become apparent
16:31 SUICIDEKILLER ?
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16:32 Landru Your unconscious has killed your taste buds, I'd say, therefore effecting self destruction, therefore a suicide
16:32 Landru not content with destroying your ability to drink like a gentleman
16:32 Landru You unconscious has destroyed your ability to reason like a gentlemen
16:33 Landru Therefore impairing your ability to classify proper beverages properly
16:33 Landru Rather serious, old boy, I'd say
16:34 SUICIDEKILLER ok
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16:35 Troll
16:36 Troll gday chaps
16:36 Landru I say
16:36 Landru Trolls, by definition, are an uncivilized folk
16:36 Troll yes
16:37 Troll you are very right
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16:38 Landru Ay, otro weon viene
16:38 Troll ?
16:38 Landru In any case, God save the King
16:38 Troll ok
16:39 Landru I say
16:39 Landru You should be on irc about 18 hours from now
16:39 Landru wot
16:39 Landru That, I believe, is when the king shall make his next appearence
16:39 Troll who is the king?
16:40 Landru You...you don't know?
16:40 Troll no
16:40 Landru he is
16:40 Landru HIS SUPREME KINGLYNESS
16:41 Landru THE MARMLIEST NANNER OF THE SEVEN SEAS
16:41 Troll name?
16:41 Landru THE LORD ALMIGHTY BRINGER OF TEAS
16:41 Landru RULER OF TRINIDAD
16:41 Landru NEVER DYING LEADER OF CENTRAL KOREA
16:41 Landru THE MAN THAT CAN CARRY FIFTY HATS AT ONCE
16:42 Landru THE MAN THAT CAN DRINK TEA WITH HIS ARSE
16:42 Landru THE PRINCE OF EAST ASIA
16:42 Landru THE COMMANDER OF THE TEA CROSS
16:42 Landru THE HIGH COMMANDER OF THE KNIGHTLY CROSS OF WANKLEDIUM
16:42 Landru HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS...
16:43 Troll ok?
16:43 Landru KING JUANKAS THE FOUR HUNDRED AND SEVENTY SIXTH!
16:44 Landru kneels
16:44 Landru whispers to the rest "Kneel, you fools!"
16:44 Troll (no comment)
16:44 Troll NVR!!!
16:45 Landru ah bollocks, i shoukld have remember the general demeanor of such a morgue as this...
16:45 Landru Well old boy
16:45 Landru You will have to answer to the King himself, should you choose to present yourself on the morrow
16:45 Troll nvr
16:46 Troll
16:46 Troll k
16:46 Troll weee
16:46 Landru i say
16:46 Troll peerrttyyy
16:46 Troll
16:46 Troll
16:46 Troll
16:46 Troll
16:46 Troll
16:47 Landru I shall return in awhile
16:47 Landru Its tea time here
16:47 Troll ok
16:47 Troll have a nice day