Battle of the Coral Sea or how we raided Oceania

Reminds me of when a few Reddit buddies and I raided an RP homestuck chatroom...

Was interesting, particularly given I got to play polite guy while the rest trolled.

Anyone wants logs?

rofl seems interesting, post away me men

Woo never thought I could use Pesterchum's BBcode export feature :3

Also try to ignore the typing quirks, it's a pretty common thing in homestuck fandom, doing weird things like replacing o's with 0's or inserting the word FUCK at random...

For context, I'm TW. DA and MG are our resident trolls, particularly DA, and the guys who were previously there were RPing with knockoff names of homestuck characters ' ancestors and some non-ancestor characters. Also since shipping is quite prevalent in the fandom, it was an interesting point to attack with.

Also worth noting is I actually look polite wtf

EDIT: Also worth noting, the "RIGHT NOW responded to memo" message is displayed whenever someone talks for the first time in my chat window, DC and SK were also fellow redditors in that wandering trolling we did, the rest were already there.

--HUGE WALL OF TEXT--

Spoiler:

Perpetual (gayness) OCN updates.

Apparently that Tarquinius Lupus loser (hahahaha, he has lupus) got a big promotion for defending OCN from Juanka.

Landru the Falcon wrote:

defending OCN

lmfao irl

wtf how retarded is that? defending?
OH NO ITS A FEW BOTS I HAVE FALLEN DOWN THIS IS WORLD WAR MEN AHRHG

oh christ on a tricycle,



/JJ04054050 or w/e

For demand, here is latest message from Stelios:

Subject: Hey bro
Message: Talk to me man me and ADude are worried

Also, new photos from Oceania Photobucket. WARNING: Once again, I am not responsible for any mental injuries these photos cause, nor any injury committed from uncontrollable and excessive laughter.

Spoiler:

The f we have trannies now just great actually this explains alot. And buzting with a sshit unshaven wtf my eyes dammmmirtt oh jeezus god srefeeer to the pic i posted excepr shit just got queer

Landru the Falcon wrote:

Spoiler:

waht is that

EDIT: also snooped around its photobucket and found this

amm no:

it posts tit pics and nearly nudes

but doesnt post face?






ITS A TRAP!

This just keeps getting stranger. Not surprisingly, I do not possess the technological capabilities of CJ and cannot access the rest of supposed photos. But from the two above, I would say that we have a serious asar Trainee candidate.

possibly

stomach porn great just looks like a trap my men, my cock is saying amm yes but my mind is going hm no AM WTF AAWAUWWHAUHFAHFUAUFU goin mad that is not a girl no it is yes it isn't not it isn't yes it is yes it not isn't wasn't aywrayrwaif FLoss OK NO WAY IS THAT A GIRL LMFA WTF its so obvious phew almost lost it men

stretch out thine arm

look at picture
look at its arm
look at your arm
compare.

*She* has masculine hands.

exactly see me men lmao i dont know what to say er hm i'll go with























FLOSHSITJSETJUADWDAIDJAKDJAKLJDAJDLADJA DLA,DWIJDALDWJOI JIIJALDAJDIAJAODJIADJALDJLIAJD traps as an added note *its* legs look manly as fuck, ok never opening the spoilers again in this thread

virgin mary on a pzl p.11

need to seal this ocn bullshit away into largest and deepest vault known to mankind

so that it may not spread its tumors anymore




and in other news, landru shitting himself over the thought of sending two pms with rants to ocntards

Might as well post. New round of avatars for the Tosser Brigade.

Apparently all obsessed with babys now.

Spoiler:

her avatar implyin shes hot she is obviosly a cave dwelling whore waiting to come out and snatch an unsuspecting yoing girl to perforn fellatio on dildo attached r
to heer head and er babby ahahahahah this haz been a avatar prediction by yours truly gday me lords and stay safe n is that it landru just leave that place already and lets all move on those weirdos dont deserve our effort with that i say Lock n Load aka lock this forgot how even though on phone and woo 0 paragraph aha read tha lock lock th ocn away make my brain forget these tards dododo ok so long epic threaaaaad