UEFA Champions League 2012 thred

NAPOLI 3 - 1 CHELSEA

HOLY FUCK.

utterly amazing game, Mata scored first goal for chelsea but napoli managed to come back with lavezzi scoring two goals and edinson cavani (italo-uruguayaayan, woo) scoring with god knows what (kind of looked like it bumped off his shoulder)

just so you can catch up, heres some team stats with commentary
Lyon 1 - 0 Nicosia APOEL - a french club against a cyprus troll outsider club that managed to get into the eightfinals. i say
Napoli 3 - 1 Chelsea - we went over this men
Milan 4 - 0 (!!!) Arsenal - ...fick. Milan looks retardedly strong and wouldn't be surprised if made it into semifinals.
Basel - Bayern Munchen - this should be an odd match, basel the outsider that kicked manchester united out of the champ league (1-1, 1-2 aggregate(woo)) vs munchen which looks pretty solid
Bayer Leverkusen 1 - 3 Barcelona - well barca is going to win regardless so mehehe
CSKA Moscow 1 - 1 (!) Real Madrid - cant tell much about this one
Zenit St. Petersburg 3 - 2 Benfica - derby of the unknown teams this one
Marseille - Inter (match tonight, commentary eta - 1 day)

WHICH TEAMS YOU ROOTING FOR NIGGUS?!?!?!??!?!? in best case scenario it would be arsenal 900 - 0 barca but ahaha that aint gonna happen
barca, milan, napoli and madrid looks like a possible semifinals setup

most uninteresting match ever Marseille 1 - 0 Internazionale Milan with literally last second header goal from a nig, also Forlan is apparently in Inter now

IN OTHER NEWS BASEL 1 - 0 BAYERN MUNCHEN, BASEL CONTINUES TO AMAZE EVERYONE
place your bets ladies and gentlemen, this is one tricky championship

ARSENAL 3 - 0 AS MILAN WOHOOOWOWOWO FINALLY SHOWED THEM WEEDS
afa doh too alte arsenal 3 - 4 milan overall so arsenal is OUTTTTTTTT

MORENEWS benfica 2 - 0 st. petersburg zenit, 4-3 benfica comeback from 2-3 defeat at petersburg

today - barca vs leverkusen bayer (2-1 last game) AND nicosia apoel (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) vs lyon (0-1 lyon) SO KEEP THINE EYES UPON DIS THREAD

APOEL APOEL APOEL APOEL APOEL APOEEEL TO WIN ERRYTINGGGGGGGGG

Hm, Milan seems the front runner at the moment. Or Barca.

Is it just me, or is there like 5 teams for Milan?

2
inter and ac milan
london has like 15 teams though (chelsea, arsenal, tottenham, fulham and QPR are in premier league)


ALSO APOEL THROUGH AWOAWOAWOOWAAOWOWOAOOWAOAWOAOWOWAOWOWAOWAOOOWAOAO 1-0 HOME 0-1 AWAY AND PENALTIES 4-3 AWOAWOAWOOOAHOAWOOAHAOWAHOW


APPPPPOOOOEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL WE WITH YOOOOOOOOOO

also barca 7 - 1 leverkusen bayer
10 - 3 agg. *thumb up*
also made mistake 3-1 bayer last time not 2-1 i am excuse.

one of the troll outsiders got beaten and beaten and beaten and beaten and beaten and got a goal that was an ungoal (ffs referee) and then got beaten and then got beaten
bayern 7 - 0 basel
agg. bayern 7 - 1 (2 ) basel

MORE NEWS

INTER 2 - 1 MARSEILLE

so we have
AS Milan
Internazionale Milan
Benfica
APOEL
Barcelona
and Bayern Munchen through to the quarter finals

today games: CSKA Moscow - Real Madrid and Napoli - Chelsea.

napoli napoli cavani and lavezzi best

sad news for all

napoli hath been beateneth

4-1 aet
agg. 5-4 good show all this has been great
suckas in chelsea made it through fuck sake

madrid 4-1 cska moscow
agg. 5-2

shit on a pokemon

NOOOOOOO

update after 900 year blody hell
afa doh hopefully not too late
RIGHT MEN LAST WEEKS GAMES *cue sewer Happy New Years! bloody april*

Real Madrid 3 - 0 APOEL ##WELL SHIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT apoel out doh by the looks of it
Benfica 0 - 1 Chelsea ##WELL SHIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTT chelsea back doh by the looks of it
Marseille Olympique 0 - 1 Munchen Bayern ##viva robben
AS Milan 0 - 0 Barcelona ##holy poo unstoppable barcelona stopped, could milan actually make it through to semifinals? we shall see. *old ham*

so you still picking Barca?

insane side of me: APOEL! APOEL!
footie side of me: milan milaaaaaNNNNNNNNNNN
what of me: CELERY! CELERY!

oh fuck sake Barcelona 3 - 1 AS Milan, what the fucking bollocks, referee from dutch gave two penalties for absolutely fackign nothing
penalty 1: some sort of tackling going on in milans side, messi trips on air.
Dutchman: PENALTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
penalty 2: barcelona players tug on milanese during a corner
Dutchman: PENALTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
what seriously for fcksigake fora ll i know its 1-1 and milan should of facking won bloody fuck
edit: in the end the ref just gave out yellow cards to milanese because why not
fack sake this could deserve its own rant thread

in other news bayern 2 - 0 marseille, agg 4-0

lma

did you get a chance the watch any of the games through?

Landru the Falcon wrote:

did you get a chance the watch any of the games through?

maybe


IN OTHER NEWS

Madrid 5 - 2 APOEL, which means 7-2 BUT APOEL DID GRAT YOU WON THE HERTS OF US ALL MENNN
chelsea 2 - 1 benfica, 3-1 agg. so it seems

SEMIFINAL FIXTURES:Bayern v Real Madrid (viva robben)
Chelsea - Barcelona (its really hard to be yay go *x* team because chelsea is gay and barcelona cheated milan out)

so we officially pulling for bayern yet?

we officially pulling for bayern.

yet.

ROBBEN! GOMEZ! RRRRRRRIIIIIIBERY!
NEUER! LAHM! PIGGGGGGGGGSTEIGERRRR

just cause

elmo ahaha

i do believe elmo has some sort of message

pst mouse over it, zoom and enhance pst also wttf sudden lag

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am on

GOOD NOWS FOR ALL
BAYERN 2 - 1 MADRID (RIBERY, OEZIL, GOMEZ(FINALLY AFTER 900 SHOTS INTO JUPITER)

chelsea 1 - 0 barca (drogba after falling 90000000 times)

all is well in the football front id say gemtnelenmen
bayern could actually make it through then again ive said that about 900 teams and all of them ended up dying out so LETS JUST SAY MADRID AND BARCA WILL WIN YEAH
CHELSEA 3 - 1 BAYERN FINALS
YEAH
YEAH

i say, good news indeed.

chelsea 2 - 2 BARCA, WHICH MEANS 3 - 2 WHICH MEANS
BARCA
IS
OUT

:o:o:o:o:o



CAN BAYERN OVERCOME MADRID TODAY?
WE SHALL SEE.

wish ribery, robben and gomez luck men
they need muyo

I predict a 3-1 victory for madrid