EURO 2012 YEAHEYAEHEAYEHYEAAEH

pol 1 - 1 greece
apparently people going mad but w/e I'm cool with that.

russia 4 - 1 cze
czechs look rather floddy, defence is shit, petr cech plays 9000 times shitter then in chelsea
also arshavin

watching denmark - netherlands, 1 - 0 as we speak :OOOOOOOO


EDIT: 1 - 0 denmark wins
next up: germany v portugal, GERMANY SHALL WIN ALL *nope.tel aviv*

GERMANY 1 - 0 PORTUGAL woawoaoaaoaoaoaoaw

next up today:
Spain v Italy (spain to win)
Ireland v Croatia (draw seems likely, if not ireland)

ALREADY? christ almighty im rooting for ireland and italy i guess or spain might be better choice gahghagh also wtf i swear im Misinformed. *in rock*

go germany awoooooo

*Fabregas*

GreenHammy wrote:

ALREADY? christ almighty im rooting for ireland and italy i guess or spain might be better choice gahghagh also wtf i swear im Misinformed. *in rock*

go germany awoooooo

lmfao
netherlands need to get their shit together and get out of group dammit

Landru the Falcon wrote:

*Fabregas*

was far better when was with gunners

spain 1 - 1 italy and
ireland 1 - 3 croatia

next up taday:
ENGLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! v FRANCE!!! france to win it since england p shit per usual
also manager leaving r. ferdinand and taking some weirdo from backwater club Heh.

Ukraine. v Sweden idk this one actually, im thinking draw is likely.

ALSO AM NO AT MY STATUS

in other nows england might come out on top due to being awesome and Rooney.





















Heh.

rooney not playing
v france atleast
for now

Welbeck.
in his place



gerrard is good tho
lampard is good
terry is Very. Good.
other guys meh

need theo walcott for fastness

EDIT: THEO WALCOTT OUT WHEN 2 SECONDS LEFT
1-1 EQUALIZZER WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FOURTH REICH OF UKRAINE UBER ALLES 2 - 1 SWEDEN
very lovely game by sweden, ukraine just used super nazi powers to score 2 goals and robbed the swedes of their extra time (ref added 3 mins, just during 1 min remaining the swedes managed to get a really nice chance to score but goalie, and the first two mins one of the ukrainian players was having very lovely acted heart attack and then woah whats this 1 min remaining and substitute which had to walk at 1mph, cue then the 900 year old ukraine coach screaming at ref to end game) DAN YOO

Quote :

FOURTH REICH OF UKRAINE UBER ALLES

lmfao irl

CZE 2 - 1 GREEKS
amoo.

so poland 1 - 1 soviet union and we in for some nice football hopefully tonight

NETHERLANDS v GERMANY (germans will win if gomez as sub, draw likely if not)
and DENMARK v PORTUGAL (denmark will luze by 1)

Chz wrote:

so poland 1 - 1 soviet union and we in for some nice football hopefully tonight

NETHERLANDS v GERMANY (germans will win if gomez as sub, draw likely if not)
and DENMARK v PORTUGAL (denmark will luze by 1)

*sudden football prophet seer*

DENMARK 2 - 3 PORTUGAL and NETHERLANDS 1 - 2 GERMANY, van persie did his arsenally magic *hand floppage* and scores so woo but adigoo since now netherlands need miraculously beat portugal by 5 or so goals and we just know that isnt going to happen... sadly

netherlands becoming the new england with entire team in disarray

NEXT UP: ITALY v CROATIA (i smell draw here)
SPAIN v IRELAND (spain will win... by more than one goal)

SO italy 1 - 1 croatia woo guess correct and
spain 4 - 0 ireland by more than one goal didnt quite convey the message here

so UKRAINE v FRANCE (if france manages to set up their defences well, they will win)
and SWEDEN v ENGLAND (same goes for england, but also they need decent forwards and not Welbeck or someshit, I feel that england might sneak away with a win here HOWEVER if Welbeck. then its anyones game really)

You've been mighty good with the predictions thus far, I dare say, sah.

Chz wrote:

SO italy 1 - 1 croatia woo guess correct and
spain 4 - 0 ireland by more than one goal didnt quite convey the message here

so UKRAINE v FRANCE (if france manages to set up their defences well, they will win)
and SWEDEN v ENGLAND (same goes for england, but also they need decent forwards and not Welbeck or someshit, I feel that england might sneak away with a win here HOWEVER if Welbeck. then its anyones game really)

Ok, wtf. HOW DO YOU KNOW THESE THINGS BEFORE THEY HAPPEN?!!!!!!!

SO ukraine 0 - 2 france (woo.)
AND SWEDEN 2 - 3 ENGLAND WOOOOO AMAZING WALCOTT GAME just shows you that arsenal players are top notch, welbeck redeemed self to some extent and the liverpool guy nice header, swedes played well but Ah well. the cup is already over for them but Good game. played some really nice footballs

AND now up

Greece - Russia (russia will prolly win, if the forwards do their thing well which they have been doing for now)
Cze - Poland (this one is really close, czechs MIGHT sneak away with a win here, or it might end up a draw if the polognes Try. to defend. I'll pass on this.)

also dem derpy eyes

WELL there goes my 6 guess streak ahaha but to be honest

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01[19:47] <chz> ill probably go wrong today tho

so RUSSIA 0 - 1 GREECE (this was some srs magic)
and CZE 1 - 0 POLANDS (meh)
and from group a greece and cze advance
NEXT UP

portugal - netherlands (really depends on if the dutch get their shit together, show me the starting 11 of their team and i'll be able to tells yoo ahaha so lets just go with netherlands will try to put up a nice game but probably wont win... by much)
denmark - germany (germany should win unless we're in for a russia-greece v2)

PORTUGAL 2 - 1 NETHERLANDS, three losses out of three games played for the dutch, their worst championship in history Shite. Shite. Shite. ah well things happen
denmark 1 - 2 germany, per usual

NEXT UP:
Croatia v Spain (spain will win but i think croatia will manage to score a goal somehow)
Italy v Ireland (Ireland already has no chances of getting through to the quarterfinals so I dont think they will too much of a trouble for italy)

SO croatia 0 - 1 spain (this was very very close, spain tossed and flossed and after scoring goal went all loldefence)
and ireland 0 - 2 italy (didn't watch this one since they both play same time dig w/e)

NEXT UP:
sweden - france (france might sneak away with a win here altho the swedes probably wont give up without a fight.
ENGLAND! - ukraine (this is englands chance to shine, wayne rooney will play so GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!)

Meh with France, but bigod, you nailed it with Rooney, sah. All things considered, you've been great so far. Keep these picks coming, I think I'm going to use them to place some bets... *gets all wrong from now on*

SWEDEN 2 - 0 FRANCE (!!!) well this was still is holy smaz sweden went out with style Good job Sweden.

ENGLAND 1 - 0 UKRAINE bit of referee mistake in this but ah well, manager made mistake of welbeck and young instead of carroll and walcott dammit

NEXT MATCHES:
CZE - PORTUGAL (portugal)
SPAIN - FRANCE (if france play like they did lately, spain will passpasspasspasspasspass and pass to a goal)
GERMANY - GREECE (bailout beware, germany shall triumph)
ENGLAND - ITALY (this one will be close)

EDIT: made handy table showing predictions

GAME	GUESS	OUTCOME	CORRECT
Spain - Italy	Spain W	Draw	N
Ireland - Croatia	Ireland W/Draw	Croatia W	N
England - France	France W	Draw	N
Ukraine - Sweden	Draw	Ukraine W	N
Netherlands - Germany	Germany W	Germany W	Y
Denmark - Portugal	Portugal W	Portugal W	Y
Italy - Croatia	Draw	Draw	Y
Spain - Ireland	Spain W	Spain W	Y
Ukraine - France	France W	France W	Y
Sweden - England	England W	England W	Y
Greece - Russia	Russia W	Greece W	N
Czech Republic - Poland	Pass.	Czech W	N/A
Portugal - Netherlands	Portugal W	Portugal W	Y
Denmark - Germany	Germany W	Germany W	Y
Croatia - Spain	Spain W	Spain W	Y
Italy - Ireland	Italy W	Italy W	Y
Sweden - France	France W	Sweden W	N
England - Ukraine	England W	England W	Y

11/18 guesses correct, 61.1% correct rate ayayayay I'm a terrible octopus.

so cze 0 - 1 portugal

germany - greece
merkel attending

GO ROOOOOOOOOOO NNAY

GERMANY 4 - 2 as was predicted
spain 2 - 0 france as was predicted (i have to say france played some decent football so *clap*)

TODAY ENGLAND - ITALY
IT ALL DEPENDS ON HODGSON IF HE LETS WALCOTT AND CARROLL PLAY THEN I THINK ENGLAND MIGHT JUST WIN

I WILL SING THE BRITISH ANTHEM OUT LOUD IRL TODAY WHEN WATCHING THIS IN HOPES OF ENGLISH GLORY

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN